Hidan's A Kid

The Nightmare😈😭

(It Was Soon To Be Night)

Konan, Pain, Deidara and Hidan sat in the Kitchen, they Played Uno.

"YAY! I fucking won!" Hidan cheered, jumping around. Konan smiled lovingly at him.

"Congratulations Hidan! You did great," Konan cooed.

PAIN WAS ANGRY, HE HAD BEEN THE ONLY ONE!!.
WHO JUST DID NOT WIN IN UNO AT ALL, EVEN DEIDARA HAD WON.
JUST HOW CAN'T HE NOT WIN ONE FUCKING TIME.
HE WAS THE LEADER OF THE AKATSUKI, AND HE CAN'T EVEN WIN AGENTS A LITTLE KID FOR CRAYNG OUT LOUDE!.

(HAHA Pain can't Win agenst A Kid)

"The Fucking hell is up with her? Doesn't she know I'm not really a kid? Well this could work out nicely for me," Hidan thought.
Hidam smiled up at Konan, giving her his Cutest look he asked, "Konan-chan, can I please have some ice cream?"

"Of course!" Konan chirped, rushing to get some from the freezer. "What kind would you like? Chocolate, Banana, Apple, Vanilla, Cookies N' Cream, Cookie Dough, Fich, Fudge Swirl, Mint, Chocolate Chip, Cocoa Swirl or Strawberry?"

"Damn, how much ice cream do we have un?" Deidara asked, his big blue eyes was really wide.

"Apple please," Hidan said sweetly. He smiled up at Konan, Giving Her The Cutest Look He Could Master.
Konan put some Apple ice cream in a plastic blue bowl, put a Black spoon in it, and gave it to Hidan.

(The Time Now Is 19:00 p,m)

"Thank you," Hidan said, then began eating. Konan patted his head and walked up to her room. Pain went to his room, sulking because he was beat by a Hidan in Uno.
Deidara stayed seated at the table with Hidan.

"Oi Hidan," Deidara said, glancing at the boy. Hidan looked up at the blonde and smiled.

"Yes Dei?" Hidan said innocently.

"I'll wash your dishes, you can't reach the sink without standing on a chair you'll purposely fall, and break your neck," Deidara said nonchalantly.

"Thanks, I'm going to find something to Do," Hidan muttered.
handing Deidara his dishes, as Deidara began washing the dishes while Hidan ran out of the room.
Hidan ran to see who was in the living room, Sasori, Itachi, Kisame, and Kakuzu were in there.

"Hey there little guy I have got something for you," Kakuzu said, smirking.
He forcefully dragged Hidan to his room and pulled a bag out of the closet. The item he pulled out of the bag mortified Hidan...Diapeis.....what the hell! NO!

"WHAT THE FUCK KUZU!
THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL.
THAT I'M WEARING THOSE!" Hidan screamed, seething. He ran out of Kakuzu's room and jumped on Itachi's lap.

"What the-" the raven-haired man started. Sasori looked up from his Pokemon Book.
With a confused expression on his face, then he was looking down again.

Kisame also glanced over, a puzzled expression on his face. Itachi patted Hidan on the head and returned to the book he was reading.

Hidan just sat there leaning against Itachi's chest.
Eventually he started reading the book, along with Itachi, though Itachi didn't realize.

(The Name Of The Book Is)
(Harry Potter And The)
(Prisoner From Azkaban) (3)

"Hidan, why did you jump on Itachi's lap?" Kisame asked. He was giving Hidan an odd look.

"I...ummm...Itachi is...Cause I fucking can fich," Hidan muttered, then continued reading the book, still no one noticed.

"You're one weird little dude did you know that," Kisame said, and then continued watching Pokemon Black and white episode 57 of it.
Once Itachi finished the book.