Hidan's A Kid

An Uchiha's Questions

(As The Akatsuki were working on a plan to get Hidan back)
(We Go to the Akatsuki First)
(Still In Pain's Office)
(Kakuzu had just giving Pain the Note that Orochimaru and Kabuto left)
(It's Pain's POV)

After having gotten the Note from Kakuzu, I began to Read it out loud to the Rest of the Akatsuki...
Here's what it said.

:Dear Akatsuki we got Hidan,
If you want Him back.
Save and mabey Not hurt... I want something in return, do you get it Pain? Akatsuki, and as of What I want from you, well there are quite a though things... First one is the I want your Pain's eyes... I also wants you Kisame?. Sasuke wants his Brother but not only do Sasuke also want his eyes. But also to kill Him.
Kabuto wanna do some tests on some
Of you.
As He wants Deidara's and Konan's powers to turn into Paper, to make things go Boom... I will also say thanks to You Kakuzu. as I couldn't have gotten Hidan Without your help. Like when you just left Him alone. Inside his room. But I want Not just all of your Money but the hole Akatsuki to be a part of My?....
Not just My army but everyone, to not only to run tests on you Myself:
P,s I will Kill Hidan in the most painfull way I know of If you don't do As I Say. I know that the Child can die now, you may have a Good Day. From Orochimaru, Kabuto and Sasuke:

"WHAT MY MONEY! Well if He wants My Money I don't care what Happens to Hidan... But He's Not Getting My Money!" Kakuzu shouted angry.

"Kakuzu can't you just Say one time yeah.. that you care about Hidan. I know you Do.. Un," Deidara growled at the man with 5 hearts... But how many hearts Kakuzu has left I couldn't Say!

"Hn... Sasuke Wanna fight Me, eventhough He know he's gonna lose?.. Why Don't Sasuke just come and face Me. In a fight between Brothers Of Same blood?" Itachi grinned thinking about His little stupid Brother.
But the Uchiha Itachi knew Why and What.
Sasuke was planning to make Hidan tell Him everything He knew of Itachi and the said Uchiha didn't like that.

"Orochimaru can fucking forget about it, just wait until and when I Get My hands on Him. They have My little Baby, I'm gonna Kill Them!" Konan Screamed and I got kind of more scared of her knowing Konan, She could be fucking Evil.. I also think I heard Kisame and Sasori as they swallowed.

"No leve Sasuke to Me. Sasuke's My little Problem," Itachi said looking at the Women.

"Bu-but Tobi's a Good Boy.
Tobi just know that They just wanna Play with Us and Tobi. Orochimaru,, Kabuto and Sasuke are all good boys just like little Tobi are?... Hidan is mabey playing with Them right now, mabey they are playing Tag all together. Tobi's Not Happy if they Play Without Tobi," Tobi said.
A sad smile on his face but eventhough he was juping around the room.

Silence tog over the room after that but not before everybody, even I yelled at Tobi to Shut up and Go to His room!
And Tobi ran, that's a Good ideer seeing as Obito and Zetsu ran after Him.

(End Of Pain's POV)
(Now We Go back to Kabuto and Hidan)
(It's Hidan's POV)

"Well Hidan, I would have loved to chat more with you, all but there's someone here.
Wants some answers from you. About a person from the Uchiha Clan?. I bet you know Him. Right," Kabuto grinned looking at Me as the door opened.

And who I saw Almost mead Me laugh. Sasuke it was Itachi's fucking younger Brother, it was kind of fucking funny. I already had some fucking good ideers to what Sasuke was gonna ask Me...
I knew that it was something about Itachi....

Maybe what fucking kind of Underpants Itachi wars or what kind of fucking Toilet paper we use in the Akatsuki, could be funny or some other fucking bullshit like that.
Kabuto left when Sasuke came into the room, closed the door after Him.

"What is Itachi's Summoning?" Sasuke asked wanting to know. I didn't even fucking know if Itachi had more then one?
I knew that Itachi had one but more?
I had also no hell of a fucking ideer to what animal his Summoning was?