Hidan's A Kid

Pain and Konan's choice?

Kakuzu Began to Speak to the others.
"Guys I think that Now that Tobi Wants some Candy and Hida- Kakuzu was cut of by Tobi.

"A REALLY BIG LOLLIPOP!" Tobi cut in with that, He end return got a punch to the head by Deidara for Cutting off Kakuzu.

Kakuzu makes his eyebrows go big,
Began to Speak to the others Again
"As I was Saying, Now that Tobi
Wants some Candy and A really big Lollipop. And with the Fact
That Hidan is still a fucking Kid.
I things it's good to give a little Trip to the Candy store with the little Jashinist!" as Kakuzu grunted the last of the Sentence out.

All the others mouths stod open.
"Did Kakuzu just Say what I thought He said?" Black Zetsu asked.

"He did Zetsu," Itachi said with A smirk.

Tobi was in the baggrund Dancing with a stranger.

(Time Skip Shopping Trip)
(With Pain and Konan close to Konoha)
(Pain's Point Of The Story)

We were comming closer and closer to the Leaf and I was getting more and more unsure of this Mission,
I'm unsure if My and Konan's Power Level is high end of for this Mission or We need help with this?.

"Hmm I think we need Help with this mission but who to Call?" I thought walking a long side Konan.
"Hey Konan, I think we need help with this mission who should I call for?" I asked her?

".....Pain-Sama? Are you sure," Konan said.

"Yeah I am, and I do but who do you think I should Call for?" I said/asked.

"how about Itachi, Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Kakuzu?" She replies with a smile on.

"Why all of them?, why not just one Or two Team/Teams?" I asked.
"Why so many why not just one team.... Just What kind of Drink have She been taking?" I thought to Myself.

"Not All of them We leve Zetsu and Tobi to take Care of Hidan," She said with a soft smile.

"NO! ARE WE DOING THAT KONAN! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT TOBI IS AN IDIOT AND WHITE/BLACK ZETSU WILL EAT HIM!" I Screams internally at Her.

We came closer and Konan stops.
I don't know Why? and I better Ask?
"Konan why did You stop?" I asked.
Looking at her with a smirk on.

"I know," She says back with a smile

"Who?" I asked Her Again.
"Just as long as it's Not Kakuzu, Sasori, Zetsu or Tobi I will Happy!" I thought to Myself.

"... Deidara?" She said.

"I have No problem with Him but can Deidara do it Along? I asked Her.

"No that's why it's Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Tobi," She said with a smirk on her face.

"No!" I said out flat.

"Then it will be...Sasori," she said.

"NO WAY ARE WE DOING THAT KONAN! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT SASORI WILL TURN HIDAN INTO A PUPPET!" I Screamd at Her.
As I thought of Hidan as a Puppet.

"Konan Why Not Itachi?" I asked I had her now.

"I DON'T LIKE ITACHI He IS NOT COOL, FUNNY AND SEXY!" She Screamd up My face.

"God... Woman.." I said to her.

"Okay YOU Pick one of Your Members!" She said with a glimt in Her Eyes.

"I know this is not a Good pick But........ Kakuzu?" I said with a little panic to my voice.

NO WAY ARE WE DOING THAT PEIN! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT KAKUZU HEAT HIDAN!" She Screams internally at Me.

"BUT I CAN PROBABLY LIVE WITH THAT😈!" Konan Yelled a little after.

"Good now everything is in Place," I said with a smirk on My face.
"Who is that Woman?" I grunted in my Head.