the girl i babysit drew brian may for me sjskskskjsj ^
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jimbo: whoa what did i miss while i was gROUNDED
@/mercuryman
frieddie: who pinged me
ok FIRSTJ OF ALL
the brian king: roger and deaky got in trouble for putting a shark in the toilet and now they're suspended
hetero: hello i am grounded too
jimbo: oh yes
can i TELL YOU what dumb shit fred did
the brian king: you can always tell us dumb shit freddie does
frieddie: it wasn't even that bad calm down
jimbo: so i was shoving him into a locker bevayse he was being annoying
(as you do)
and i grabbed his chest to hold him thrre
and he screamed "OW STOP GROPING MY TITTIES"
hetero: sounds like him
jimbo: which is like yeah haha funny
but then one of those teacher's aids who take everything too seriously overheard and thought i was actually molesting him and got me in trouble
the brian king: HHHSK
^ that was the sound i just made
jimbo: but yeah
now i have detention all week :):)
frieddie: it was my valentine's day gift
<3
jimbo: <3
big deak: witnwhat
*wait what
frieddie: oh yeah
we're dating :)
jimbo: he asked me out 7 times before i said yes
the brian king: how long has this been happening for???
frieddie: like 30 minutes
big deak: YES
DOES RHIS MEAN I DONT HAVW TO LISREN TO ANY MORE PINING ?¿
IM TEARING UP
ITS BEEN TORTURE ON ME JIMBO U DINT UNDERSTAND
frieddie: hey how about you shut up
hetero: o h
this is a thing
jim i still hate you
jimbo: i know
hetero: anyways
i'm home alone
i have a bottle of hair bleach
are u connecting the same dots as i am
the brian king: maybe don't do that maybe
big deak: don't listen to him
libe your dreams
frieddie: libe
hetero: thank u john i will libe my dreams
ok i'm reading the instructions and hair dye is more complicated than i thought
jimbo: where did u even get hair bleach
hetero: it's my moms
the brian king: nerd
hetero: freddie come bleach my hair for me
frieddie: as much as i'd actually love to do that i'm in school with jim
because we didn't put fuckjng sharks in the toilet
hetero: btoh of u come over
i need your gay fashion powers to help me
jimbo: just for that i'm refusing
hetero: good bc i actually didn't want u to come over anyways lol
frieddie: roger stop being mean
big deak: oooh
i want 2 help
hetero: YES
i can always count on deakyto be down with my bullshit
the brian king: sometimes i feel like roger and john are their own friend group within our friend group
hetero: u could join us if you'd remove that stick up your ass
big deak: roger
let me in ur house
hetero: ho w did u get here so quickly????
big deak: i ran
frieddie: iran
jimbo: what
frieddie: deaky said i ran and it reminded me of iran because if u combine the two words together u get the name
jimbo: yes but what does that have to do with literally anything right now
frieddie: iran
the brian king: brb shoving another hypothetical stick up my ass
you guys are giving me grey hairs i swear
big deak: but u love us :^)
the brian king: tell yourself that
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