hetero: breaking news: john deacon found dead in taylor household
big deak: IM S O TYR Y
hetero: MY HAIR IS GREEN JOHN
FUCKING
GBR RNE
HOW DID U DO THUS
frieddie: "gbr rne"
that's my favorite color!!
it goes well with your eyes
hetero: shut the actual fuck up
big deak: I SAID IM SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
im sobbing he looks like grass
frieddie: grass
the brian king: GRASS
hetero: ssSshUT UP
frieddie has changed hetero's nickname to grass!
the brian king: i can't believe roger just lost his heterosexuality
grass: stop
jimbo: hey guys this is a little off topic but can someone tell freddie that putting a cat down his underwear is a bad idea
big deak: excuse me
frieddie: jim
this is supposed to be private
the brian king: fred don't shove delilah down your pants
frieddie: i would NEVER
it's romeo
he's being a bastard
grass: do it
romeo hates me
frieddie: U DROPPED HIM THE FIRST TIME I LET TOU HOLD HIM
jimbo: i'm on facetime with him oh my god
someone stop him before it's too late
frieddie: :):):)
NO STOP I SAW U TOOK A SCREENSHOT
jimbo:
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the brian king: that was a bit more of fred than i ever needed to see but thanks
big deak: hes showing us the pussy
grass: JOHN nO
the brian king: also i love how u can see jim's FaceTime Ceiling
jimbo: show my face? on FACETIME? disgusting
frieddie: reveal your face handsome motherfucker
jimbo: you have such a way with words
i'm swooning!!!!1
grass: alright cut the romantic bullshit please and thank you
frieddie: ??? that wasn't romantic in any way
what's your problem lately
grass: it just annoys me
frieddie: well sorry roger but this isn't just your chat so
big deak: i can feel the tension
the brian king: john not now
grass: are u really gonna make me dramatically leave the chat again?
frieddie: i just wanna know what your fucking problem is stop being so melodramatic
grass: i don't have the energy to go through all this again lmao
bye guys i'm turning off my phone see u tomorrow
big deak: sorry youre green :(
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hhhhhsjsj apologies for how short this is it's for formatting reasons
also sorry for me asking another opinion but nobody replies to my message board so :/
would u guys prefer:
- a short self indulgence hardzello oneshot where ben teaches joe how to ski
- or a longer freddie mercury x male oc fic where freddie is deaf and the oc is mute
pls pls tell me and thank u for putting up with me and my authors notes i love you all xoxoxo
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