the timeline for this fic is so fucked i'm posting this in august
also thank you guys so much for over 30k reads?????? this is surreal and i can't thank you all enough for the support you all show this story. love u all!!!!!!!!
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jentucky: ROG MY MOM JUST CALLED U A CRACKPOT
homer simpson: wHAT
jentucky:
homer simpson: RUDE
DOESNT SHE KNOW ITS MY BIRTHDAYfederick b: why are you looking for a crockpot
jemima: why is your mom's contact photo a roblox meme
jentucky: both valid questions
jemima: also happy birthday roger
hohn: HAPPY BIRTH
federick b: U R OLD
jemima: freddie you're the oldest
jentucky: my birthday was last week and nobody said anything,,
hohn: oh
homer simpson: oh
PRTY AT BRUANS TO MAKE UP DOR IThohn: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
federick b: bruans
jentucky: NO
NO PARTY
i didn't consent to thishomer simpson: plEEASE
I PROBABLY WONT EVEN HAVE SEX IN UR BATHROOM THIS TIMEjentucky: "probably"
homer simpson: no promises
jentucky: hhhdhrhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'll ask my parentsfederick b: ha nerd who asks their parents anymore
hohn: freddie you need ur parents permission to drink a can of soda
federick b: touché
jentucky: they said yes
jemima: can i come
jentucky: yes ofc everyone is invited
as long as you don't fuck anywhere
plus i need mary to keep me sanehomer simpson: wait wait
first it was no fucking in the bathrrom
now it's no fucking ANYWHERE????
WHAT IS THISjentucky: ???????????
NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO COMMIT SEXUAL ACTS OF ANY SORT IN MY HOUSEhohn: rog who would you be performing intercourse with anyway
homer simpson: good question my dear jonathan
jemima: "performing intercourse with" u sound like mrs. hanneford
jentucky: who?
jemima: the health teacher??
jentucky: oh
i've been skipping her class since our first year
it's gotten to the point where i didn't even know what class i was skippingfederick b: DONT SPEAK HER NAME
IF YOU SAY IT 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR SHE'LL APPEAR BEHND YOU AND TELL YOU ABOUT THE DANGERS OF PREMARITAL SEXjemima: i typed it dumb bitch
hohn: did roger fucking call me jonathon
homer simpson: no i called you jonathAn actually
hohn: fuck off you misspelled 'carrot' yesterday
homer simpson: IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE SUCK MY pee pee
pee pee
what the fuck
i'm not saying pee peefederick b: HEHFJFJDJJEXSKKS
homer simpson: WHO CHANGED pee pee IN MY PHONE TO pee pee
federick b: IT WASNT ME THIS TIME I SWAR
hohn: brian's laughing so hard he started choking
jemima: oh no
federick b: BRIAN LOVE R U OKAY
jentucky: yes i'm fine i just threw up a little bit
wait did u just call me lovefederick b: yes because i love u
jemima: is that so
federick b: yeah sorry jim but it's hard to resist brian's natural charm
homer simpson: did u miss the part where he choked on his own spit and got sick
federick b: like i said
natural charmhohn: ok guys back to a more interesting topic
homer simpson: what could possibly be more insterestimf that brian making a fool of himself
hohn: me
federick b: hmm,,, sounds doubtful
hohn: someone called me jack yesterday????
and then i was like "my name is john actually"
and then they said "oh yeah i know it's a nickname"
whta—leatherface; well
technically jack IS a nickname for john
just not your nickname
also i'm awake hijemima: it's 3pm
leatherface: yeah? and?
jemima: .
that's fairhohn: but
but jack is already a name
how is it a nicknameleatherface: idk i used to know someone named john who went by jack
hohn; but they're different nAMES
HOW CAN JACK BE A NICKNAME FOR JOHN IF JACK IS ALREADY A NAMEleatherface: zI DONT KNOW
DO I LOOK LIKE THR NAME POLICE TO U?homer simpson has changed leatherface's nickname to name police
homer simpson: yes
yes it doesjentucky; oh my god phineas and ferb
federick b: can we watch that at the party
jentucky: yes
(yes we can)
the whole night is dedicated to watching every episode of phineas and ferbname police: i didn't know there was gonna be a party but i'm down
hohn: PHINEAD AND FERB PARTY
federick b: yeaHHHH
homer simpson: no
phineas and ferb FIESTAhohn has changed the chat name to PHINEAS AND FERB FIESTA
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