𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ━ queen group chat

CHAPTER 19 - pistachio

alice: food morning
*good

grass: its too early for texting

alice: swag never sleeps

cartoon: alice
*brian

alice: did u literally call me alice

cartoon: it s literally 5:23am on a monday i read alice and i typed it

jimbo: why is my phone going off rn

alice: i couldn't sleep

grass: where's john he needs to suffer with us

cartoon: anyways brian i remembered
we never had our drag day

alice: full offense but i'm not dressing in drag right now

cartoon: :(
plEASE

alice: no???

cartoon: i have to do everything by myself don't i

alice: you sound like me mom fuck off

grass: me mom
hehe pirate brian

jimbo: that hehe makes me very uncomfortable
anyways i'm muting this and going back to bed

grass: someone has to change my name because i don't look like grass anymore

josh has changed grass's nickname to not grass!

not grass: hi john

josh: hi

cartoon: nice of you to join us

josh: i was getting my beauty sleep

alice: i literally haven't gotten any sleep all night and i'm lonely someone besides roger come sneak into my house

cartoon: what will your parents think if they see a boy crawling through your bedroom
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

not grass: :0
brian
scandalous

josh: brian no
us straights are dwindling
i'll be the only one left

not grass: um??????????????????
i exist?????????

josh: i forgot u were straight oops

cartoon: 👀

not grass: freddie put those eye emojis AWAY

josh: anyways i planned on skipping today anyways so i'll come over

alice: if u skip any more school you'll get expelled

josh: thatsbthe point

alice: you're gonna end up stripping for drunk milfs

josh: jokes on you that was my plan anyways
besides i totally have the body to be a stripper
right?

cartoon: definitely
strong twink vibes 12/10
very appealing to customers

josh: thanks freddie

cartoon: np 😘

josh: brian i'm on ur street but i can't find your house
please help it is Cold and i'm in boxer shorts

not grass: why

josh: i didn't feel like getting dressed

alice: idiot
also my house is the blue one

josh: i cant sEE COLORS ITS TOO DARK

alice: ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
ILL TURN ON MY BEDROOM LIGHT
DO YOU SEE ME NOW???

josh: oh yes lmao
hi brian
do you see me waving

alice: yes i see you
i'm waving too

not grass: brian can i please come over

alice: no

not grass: PLEASE

alice: YOU DEFLOWERED MY BATHROOM FLOOR

not grass: no regrets lol

alice: fuck yiu

not grass: i'm comin over anyways see u there boys

cartoon: don't leave me out of this :(

josh: party at brian's!!!

alice: i didn't consent to this

cartoon: too late i'm already here with roger

alice: how??

cartoon: roger lives like 30 seconds away also i ran fast
please let me in my body wasn't made for running
i think i'm dying

alice: shock horror thats called exercise

cartoon: no thank you!

alice: how are you guys gonna manage to be quiet for like 2 hours

not grass: we'll just text

josh: hey brian do you have any pistachios

alice: i don't know maybe?????

josh: can u check

alice: no

josh: ive been craving pistachios please

cartoon: now i want pistachios

alice: just
just go up into my room
quietly
ill look for pistachios

josh: thank u

not grass: pistachio doesn't even look like a word anymore

cartoon: pistachio
pistachio
pistachio
pistachio
pistachio

not grass: pistachio
pistachio

josh: pistachio
pistachio
pistachio

not grass: pistachio

alice: i'm begging u three please stop
i found pistachios

josh: PISTACHIO