if any of you guys would be kind enough to dm me in order to help me with part 3 of supersonic (wo)man i WILL love u forever. i usually wouldn't ask but i've been trying to write it for over a month and nothing is working out >:(
i may not respond immediately though because ya girl is about to pass the Fuck out from sheer exhaustion
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alice: i heard police cars speeding outside my house what did u guys do
horse fuckee: wasn't me i'm painting my nails and moping
not grass: freddie get ur sad ass out of bed
also brian why do u assume that the police is for us lmao
alice: can you blame me
josh: no
i don't think the police are coming for me either
unless playing minecraft alone in my room is a crime
horse fuckee: can i play too
josh: yes help me find diamonds i almost have enough to make a chestplate
not grass: i'm joining
alice: rog no we have a test tomorrow in history
not grass: fuck that i'm not studying nerd
alice: fine bitch fail
not grass: fine bitch be boring
horse fuckee: wait brb jim's calling
josh: oooh
not grass: dramaaaaaaa
alice: guys no
josh: roger please stop breaking holes through my house
i soent a lot of time on it
not grass: it's a 3x3 block of dirt
josh: a 3x3 block of dirt that i worked HARD ON
alice: hard on
🤠: woah you guys really spam this chat huh
not grass: yes
horse fuckee: hey guys..
so
uh
jim and i broke up
alice: what
josh: WHAT
not grass: W H A T
horse fuckee: yeah
we decided it was the best option for both of us
josh: why am i so upset by this
i'm actually crying
i was really rooting for you guys :,(
not grass: me too
well
i was after i stopped hating jim
🤠: i'm sorry freddie 😥
alice: im really sorry too
horse fuckee has added jimbo to rogers maternity!
horse fuckee: haha SIKE
jimbo: APRIL FOOLS
not grass: ...
josh: what?
alice: i'm bamboozled
jimbo: this whole thing was an april fools prank that fred and i set up
we were never even fighting in the first place
alice: what the actual hell
josh: ARE U SAYING I CRIED FOR NOTHING
horse fuckee: essentially
yes
josh: fuck u
bros before hoes
play with us
horse fuckee: ok but only if i can tame all the ocelots
not grass: i have lots of raw fish in my pocket
jimbo: excuse me
why does roger have lots of raw fish in his pocket
alice: oh they're playing minecraft
jimbo: freddie name an ocelot after me
🤠: and me
alice: and me
not grass: and me
josh: and me most importantly
horse fuckee: hmm.....no
not grass: cunt
no raw fish for u then
horse fuckee: NO
fine ok
i'll have one (1) ocelot named roger but that's IT
not grass: fuck yeah
josh: :,( can u name one herbert
horse fuckee: why
josh: i like the name
it reminds me of sherbet
horse fuckee: ..
yeah sure
roger and herbert aremy ocelots
alice: i feel excluded
freddie name an ocelot after me
horse fuckee: i cant because "tall ass gangly geek who drinks 8 starbucks coffees every morning and wears dumb shoes" doesn't fit
not grass: sorry bri
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