𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ━ queen group chat

CHAPTER 18 - hot and sexy washington gets his powdered wig SNATCHED

i have a plot shop in my drafts,,, should i publish it?

also sorry this chapter is so short and all over the place i wrote it in technology class jdndnjskms

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grass: john deacon has 2 facial expressions: mildly amused and horny

josh: i'm a teenager my only 2 moods are mildly amused and horny

alice: i have 1 other and it's called depressed

cartoon: depresso mode

grass: also jim your boyfriend is such a THOT

jimbo: old news

grass: he has aIRPODS in

cartoon: both of u fuck off

josh: HE HAS W H AT

alice: freddie we trusted you

cartoon: u guys are annoying as hell

grass: sorry i don't speak rich 🤑🙅‍♀️

josh: i don't speak TRAITOR

alice: freddie look out roger and john are making fun of you. oh my god he has airpods in. he can't hear us. holy fuck oh my g

cartoon: IF U GUYS DONT STOP IN ONE SECOND IM GONNA START SCREAMIN

jimbo: this chat puts such a strain on my mental and physical health
how do you guys deal with each other every day

josh: we don't!

grass: i accidentally called abraham lincoln sexy in front of mr caccia

cartoon: why were u calling our 1st president sexy

alice: lincoln was the 16th president

jimbo: england doesn't even have a president????

grass: does that mean he can't be a sex symbol??

josh: he was ugly irl though google him

cartoon: eh
3/10
would smash as a drunken mistake

grass: looks like that means more lincy for me

alice: i cant do this today
jim i feel you

jimbo: ! no u dont
you're part of the problem

alice: i would be offended but you're right

josh: mr caccia should mind his own fucking business
rogers private life with abraham lincoln is nONe of his business

grass: thank you

alice: nobody wants to know about your wet dreams involving historical political leaders

josh: imagine a porn website with only us president themed videos

alice: what the hell

grass: sounds sexy ;)

josh: hot and sexy washington gets his powdered wig SNATCHED by dominant jefferson

alice: is this hamilton

jimbo: "hot and sexy washington"
i cant today
goodbye

jimbo has left rogers maternity!

cartoon has added jimbo to rogers maternity!

cartoon: not today bitch

jimbo: wow my boyfriend is so controlling

cartoon: brijan
brina
brain
brian

alice: what

cartoon: i'm outside ur classroom
ask to go to the bathroom

alice: ok
my teacher said no that ducking how
*fucking
*hoe

cartoon: i know i was right there

josh: come to my class i'll go with u

cartoon: what room

josh: realky? after all we've been through u still don't know my schedule

cartoon: i don't even know my own schedule

josh: room 231

cartoon: ok coming

grass: what about me :(

josh: no grass allowed sorry :^(

grass: stop giving things extra noses or ill give yoU an extra nose

josh: ..,what

cartoon: i can't find room 231

josh: i literally just saw u pass my class dumbass
what the fuck is your shirt

cartoon: you don't like it?

josh: it says i <3 gay porn

grass: if it doesn't involve the american presidents i'm not interested

alice: irs 5th period the fuck how haven't you gotten in trouble for wearing that yet

cartoon: i haven't gotten sent down to the office so far but mr tenner made me tape a piece of notebook paper over it

josh: wow homophobia