𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ━ queen group chat

CHAPTER 29 - unblock me motherfucker i have bears for hands

this fandom really sleeps on maycury/frian huh

guess i have to do everything by myself 😔

also this chapter is slightly inspired by true events in which i am veronica

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john has removed not grass from IRON MANNDJS!

john has changed the chat name to anti-roger squad

federick b: what's this????????

john: roger just ruined my life
and i'm not over exaggerating like last time
or the time before that

jentucky: or the time before that?

john: no not like that either

not grass: what about the time BEFORE that

john: YES I GET IT I'VE EXAGGERATED IN FHE PAST BUT IM NOT LYING THIS TIME

jentucky: does this really have to happen like 5 minutes into the dance

— chat: brianmay2002

roger: h
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hi jenehdbxbcb
here iajsbrbeb
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brian: ? are you having a stroke

roger: FINALLY
i was trying to get ur attention
can you add me back to the chat
i need to tell john somethinf

brian: consider this: u have private dms

roger: consider this: he muted me

brian: also consider this: talking to him irl
i can see u guys standing like 15 feet away from each other from where i am

roger: also consider this: Angry John Is Scary
where did u even go lmao

brian: freddie dragged me off to talk to some of his drama club friends
jim is here too
he's reading my messages
he told me to say hi

roger: hi jimmy

brian: don't call me jimmy
-jim

roger: ok jimmy sure thing
but seriously brian i need Help
deaks is giving me death glares across the room

brian: what did you dO

roger: i told veronica that john liked her!!!
because i thought she obviously liked him too
apparently my judgement was wrong

brian: fucking christ rog

roger: lEt me explain myself
jogn was gonna do it himself tonight but then he started chickening
and i wasn't gonna let him do that
so i told her for him
and she just looked at me really weird and kinda scared and then texted john not to talk to her

brian: roger
what exactly did u say to veronica

roger: ok so in hindsight my choice of words wasn't the best

brian: WHAT DID YOU SAY

roger: "john wants to bone you"

brian: R O G E R
WHY
THE EVER LOVING
FUCK
WOULD YOU SAY THAT

roger: well once when i was little i stuck a q-tip so far into my ear it touched my brain

brian: why do i even bother

— chat: anti-roger squad

jentucky: i just talked to roger

john: ew why

jentucky: try to not be so mad at him
he's a dumbass but he was trying his best

john: :////////

federick b: wait what happened

jentucky: instead of saying "hey my buddy likes you u should ask him out" he said "john wants to bone you"

federick b: DID HE REALLY

leatherface: oh he really
i'm in the bathroom with veronica rn

john: oh god
can u tell her i'm sorry

leatherface: yea i can try
ngl shes a little weirded out but besides that she's fine
i wouldn't go all up in her face for the rest of the night tho

john: uHggGggGggh
ive gotta unmute rog

federick b: try not to kill him!

john: no promises! 😃

— chat: rtmeddows

john: roger.

roger: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes
gotta blast

john: don't you dare you fucker

this user has blocked you

john: rog i will rip your hands off

this user has blocked you

john: i will literally tear ur drum kit apart with my bear fists

this user has blocked you

john: *bare fists

this user has blocked you

john: unblock me motherfucker i have bears for hands

this user has blocked you

john: FUCK

this user has blocked you

— chat: anti-roger squad

jentucky: do u guys know who the hell spiked the punch

federick b: ya

jentucky: who was it????

federick b: me :)