(LynaZeBaka you inspired me to write this one :) )
Sora: *is walking down the street*
Vanitas the Van: *driving around, sees Sora*
Vanitas the van: *Evil van smile* *drives up to Sora*
Sora: Huh? Why is a van with no driver - OH GOD ITS A GHOST
VTV: Hey Kid, want some Darkness?
Sora: *runs off screaming*
VTV: -_- *chases Sora*
Riku: *sees Sora and VTV*
Riku: Holy crap do these guys ever give up?
(No, they won't Riku. Sadly :( )
Riku: *jumps on his Mickey mouse scooter*
Riku: *catches up, smashes VTV*
Sora: Thanks Riku!
Riku:....
Sora:....
Riku: e.o
Sora:o.o
Riku: *smacks Sora with tuna fish* HOLY FRICKIN CRAP SORA. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS RUN AWAY! DON'T EVEN GO NEAR IT! I HAVE TO KEEP SAVING YOUR SORRY BUTT BECAUSE YOU WON'T FRICKIN LISTEN!!! *smacks Sora with a paper airplane*
Sora:...but...I have the power of friendship on my side!
Riku: Gosh darnit Sora. That's like saying that insurance pays for everything.
Sora: But it does!
Riku:....do you know how much it cost to rebuild all the damage done at Radiant Garden? Cuz inSURANCE DID NOT PAY FOR THAT
Sora: O.O *backs away*
Riku: GET BACK HERE!
Sora: *runs*
Meanwhile Young Xehanort is videoing all of this
