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꒱꒱꒱ My trip to the doctor with Brielle

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Me: *slams head on desk*

Bri: *slams door on fingers* i now have to go to the hospital 

Me: well shit...

Me: U-um... do you need me to drive you to the hospital 

Bri: YES PLS IM DYING 

Me: well damn 

Me: *sigh*

Me: I mean... you gotta stop being so clumsy 

Me: Look if I take you to the doctors, will you take me to see pa- I MEAN HOBI?

Bri: Yes we have a deal 

Bri: now take me- I'm bleeding out 

Me: *wraps your fingers up and takes you in the car and starts driving you to the hospital 

Me: ok eomma you might die but lol we're almost there 

Bri: shit I cant die yet lol *laughs* YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING 

Bri: IM GONNA FUCKING DIE-

Me: sksksks maybeeeee

Me: wait brielle...

Me: theres a problem here 

Me: I dont actually know how to drive soo

Bri: FUCK WE'RE BOTH GONNA DIE 

Me: nahhhh calm down I got this bby

Me: *perfectly drives*

Me: waaaaiiittt how am I doing this-

Me: FUCK BRIELLE I THINK IM GOD-

Bri: NO you're not god 

Bri: You're just blessed

Bri: THANK GOD THANK GOD IM BLESSED

Me: oml way to ruin my confidence but thanks 

Me: OK WE ARE HERE 

Bri: thANK GOD 

Me: *slams car door open* gET THE FUCK OUT WE ARE HERE 

Me: ᵒᵐˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃᵍʳᵉˢˢⁱᵛᵉ ⁱᵐ

Bri: *runs into the hospital and screams* I'M FUCKING DYING 

Doctor: ma'am your thumb is just bleeding 

Doctor: *takes her in and just wraps it up*

Me: oOOOOO is she gonna dieee?

Doctor: I mean...everyone dies at some point so yeah- basically we're all going to die

Me: well shit

Bri: well fuck....

Bri: Is he right?

Me: I mean... yeah... we all die XD. It may not be now but he's right. We all die.

Me: *deep though of mind* wait- what came first? the fruit orange or the color orange?

Doctor: that's really off topic but ok-

Bri: really tay *face palms*

Me: I MEAN SERIOUSLY THOUgH-

Doctor: wait what about the death thing?

Me: I guess her death date is "nOT TODAY" *slaps knee*

Bri: *squints eyes and shakes head laughing* lorD you're so corny

Bri: It'll come one day tho

Doctor: ᵍʸᵉᵒⁿʷᵒ ᶜʰᵒⁿᵍ, ʲᵒʲᵘⁿ, ᵇᵃˡˢᵃ⁻

Me: NAH NOT TODAY-

Bri: so the doctor is an army too? *groans and face palms*

Doctor: no- you guys come here a lot so I hear her screaming that a lot across the hospital 

Me: PFFT, I DO NOT SCREAM THAT EVER-

Bri: wait we do? We come here a lot *confused face*

Doctor: yeah- last time you came here taylor just had a cold and you were panicking over a sneeze

Me: oml- he knows my name im actually fucking famous 

Im actually crying XDD