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꒱꒱꒱ favorite band moments (read this reese)

Small backstory here

Aiden and Jaiden are my first trombonist buddies who always share similar music pieces and they're asses that I have to work with

And mr Underwood is my band teacher

Me: *slowly pulls out trombone slide and holds it in front of the papers*
Reese:
Me:
Reese:
Me:
Reese:

Me: *attacks the papers with my slide*
Reese: *dies laughing*
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(Only reese will understand this)
It's a natural *gasp* coming out of its habitat

*gASP*
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Reese: it's a wild *gasp* coming out of its habitat!
Me:
Reese:
Me:
Reese:
Me: Reese i-
Reese: *LOUD GASP-*
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We still have a lot of band jokes like one day someone couldnt get a note right on the tuba and this happened

Girl: I'm trying I swear
Mr underwood:
Girl:
Mr underwood:
Girl:
Mr Underwood:

Mr Underwood: shame on you and your people
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*mr Underwood's voice* lotta good things lotta good things-
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Mr underwood: aiden, the darn slide position is in 2nd position
Aiden: *goes into 3rd* is it this?
Jaiden: where is your mom
Me: you dumbass, you need a doctor
Mr Underwood: no-
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Aiden likes to touch my shoes and I'm like "I'm going to kick your 2 inch dick inwards until its 0 inches if you dont stop" and his eyes would go so wide it's kinda scary
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Mr underwood: *smiles brightly* hEY ASH DONT THINK I DIDNT FORGET
Aiden: oh no
Jaiden:
Me:
Mr Underwood:
Mr underwood: thank you Ash for reminding me that you three have a playing test today with 2nd and 3rd position notes :D
Me: I didnt even do anything-
Mr Underwood: you exist and that's enough to remind me
Aiden: gOD DAMMIT ASH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD
Random girl: shes constantly yelling at you both to shut the hell up
Jaiden: I DIDNT WANT TO DO THE TEST-
Me: *mumbling* this isnt happening
Mr underwood: oh its happening

*we take the test*

Aiden: how did I do
Mr underwood: poorly
Aiden: yay
Jaiden: *imitating mr Underwood* lotta good things-
Me: how about me
Mr underwood:
Jaiden: how about me
Mr Underwood: you did good
Me: what about me-
Mr Underwood:
Me:
Mr underwood: aNYWAYS-
Me: you know what I'm quitting-
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Jaiden: *sticks his hand in my trombone* can you feel it now mr crabs-
Me: *wacks him with my trombone* stop that
Aiden: you trombone rapist, where is your mom
Jaiden: in chINA :D
Me: i just wanted to breathe
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Me: *brings large ass trombone case on the bus*
Random kid: why do you always bring a trumpet on the bus?
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Jaiden: *screams into his instrument* mOMMYAIDENTOOKMYLETTUCE
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Jaiden: dare me to crawl on the floor and squeeze everyone's trombones?
Me: no
Aiden: yes
Jaiden: *drops to the floor and crawls on the floor bumping into every stan and squeezes evas trombone*
Eva: *screams and throws her trombone at him*
Mr Underwood:
Mr Underwood: jaiden what are you doing
Me and aiden: *recording the whole thing*
Jaiden:
Jaiden: procrastinating :D
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Hey remember trombonist hate the trumpets. We're in competion with them reese dont let braidyn bribe you with free memes
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Band is overall a great time where I regret ever joining the class and working with 2 idiots for the rest of my life. God dammit-

Hey reese.

You'll understand these jokes