Me: *sitting in my box with a blanket and pillow in the hallway*
Dad: what the hell are you doing
Me: *scrunches nose* I'm going to Narnia!!
Me: do you want to come with me
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *pushes me over and out of my box*
Dad: *takes my box and rips it up*
Me: NO FATHER STOP-
Dad: *throws my box over the railing*
Dad: your ass is staying here
Me: *huffs and puffs and wraps blanket around her to make her look like a nun and grabs her pillow*
Me: *runs into my dad's room* pREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH
Me: *throws pillow at him*
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *picks pillow back up*
Me: *screeches and runs*
Dad: *throws pillow at me*
Sister: nO TOUCHETH MY SISTER
Sister: *beats him with a pillow*
Me: *also grabs another pillow and beats him* mEANIE I WAS GONNA GO TO NARNIA!!!!
Dad:
Dad: once you guys are done I'm going to beat your asses
Me: oH NO *runs into room and locks the door*
Sister: nO LET ME IN
Me: *let's my sister in*
Me: *locks my door*
Dad: *starts banging on the other side*
Me: RYLEE HOLD THE DOOR SHUT
Rylee: *holds the door shut*
Dad: *from the other side* cOURTNEY. COURTNEY HELP ME OUT HERE
Mom: *in the distance* FUCK OFF
Dad: oh you two are so DEAD
Me: *slides a sticky note under the door*
Dad: *picks it up and reads it* "screw... you.... you... meanie-" OH FUCK YOU TOO I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH
Me: NO YOU DESTROYED MY BOX, I WANTED TO GO TO NARNIA
Me: hold the door rylee, I have to do something *runs to get more pillows*
Rylee: *weakly holds the door*
Dad: *kicks down the door? YOU FUCKER
Me: RYLEE I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU
Rylee: *screeches*
Dad: *throws me and her onto my bed and covers us in blankets*
Me: IM GOING TO DIE
Me: L-LET ME OUT YOU MEANIE *kicks him*
Dad: *screams* YOU KICKED MY BALLS
Me: *runs out and trips*
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