❞阿谢尔's lifestyle❞

꒱꒱꒱ I FUCKING HATE THIS BAND CLASS XD

Me: so if you put a mute inside a trombone, what if the mute had sperm and the trombone have ovaries? Could my trombone make trombone babies?

Aiden: most likely 

Aiden: but then that would mean that our trombones are ladies with penis's

Me: explain.

Aiden: *pulls out the trombone slide*

Me: 

Me: good point 

Aiden: it has a lady boner from the mute :D

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Jaiden: I lost the cap to your slide cream-

Me: fuck you-

Jaiden: but I-

Me: fuck. you

Jaiden: :(

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Jaiden: I seriously can't find the cap 

Me: what does it look like?

Jaiden: white big cap

Aiden: so it looks like me?

Jaiden: But you're mexican-

Aiden: aNYWAY

Jaiden: so what do we do with the bottle

Aiden: stick it up someones ass

Jaiden: *lowers to the ground and looks at me*

Me: *slaps him* stop that. 

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Me: *stands up in front of the class to play a piece*

Me: *terrified* 

Mr. Underwood: 

Mr. Underwood: you look terrified 

Me: I am

Mr. Underwood: why is that?

Me: Aiden hasn't said anything to diss me yet

Mr. Underwood: so Aiden do you have something to say 

*class goes silent* 

Aiden: *stands up*

*the whole class looks at Aiden* 

Aiden:

Aiden: if you don't play this piece I will touch your knees

Me: good poiNT WHICH IS WHY I SHOULD START PLAYING-

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Aiden: if you don't stop I'm going to touch your knees

Jaiden: BET. 

Aiden: stand the fuck up 

Jaiden and Aiden: *agressively stands up*

Me: *whispers to a friend* it's eric and jackson arguing again-

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Aiden: VERNON SUCKS ASS

Me: BET-

Me: *stands up* 

Aiden: *stands up* 

Jaiden: *stands up* 

Me: 

Aiden: 

Aiden: sit the fuck down you're too short for this 

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