A potato and an egg

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You see, there's dis 🥔 rolling to school cause they can. After a while dis 🥔 meets up with Mr. Pain da egg. His whole egg-istence is such an egg that, he's an egg. Just like this 🥔. Da potato keeps on rolling and rolling and ends up rolling on Mr. Egg. "Ow" Mr. Pain says as he regains his shape somehow. "Dat didn't hurt" the 🥔 looks at da egg and start chucking cookies at him. "Ow" he says again as he falls onto the ground, acting unconscious. "Da cookies aren't even real" Da 🥔 says with this face ._. Da egg stands up and starts celebrating. "I'm nu dead! I'm nu dead!" *🥔 chucks real cookies at 🥚" Da egg falls onto da floor. "I'm dead" He says as da 🥔 decides to roll over him again. "Ouch" he says as da 🥔 stole all his Yu-Gi-Oh cards and rolls. "Lol" says da potato "And now dis random chapter and book egg-ists"

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