Ninth Grade Slays

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The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Ninth Grade Slays by Heather Brewer

- “The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.” 

- “It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.” 

- “Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.” 

- “If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.” 

- “If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.” 

- “Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.” 

- “Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?” 

- “It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.” 

- “Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!” 

- “Do you believe I am the Pravus?” 

- “Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.” 

- “People says it gets easier. People are stupid."

- “It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.” 

- “Some grown-ups could be so inherently stupid. Try banning homework sometime. You might see those straight A's so many parents long for.” 

- “If I ever find you lurking about in my thoughts again, Vlad, I will be most displeased. You stay out of my mind, and I'll sty out of yours. Agreed?” 

- “So with nothing to do but algebra, Vlad settled down in front of the television with controller in hand.” 

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