How Bad Could It Be? (Pregnant! Onceler x Danny Devito)

A mysetry man

danny was putting on his guyliner as he hummed "Wake Me Up in side" by Evanescene my immortal. "wow it is depressing outside. like usualy" he sighed.

DANNY POV

my balding scalp shone like the vast and reflective lakes i once kyaked at. But now... those very lakes were drowned in shloppity shlop from the new thneed factories. What kind of cruel man would do such a thing?? no, not man but a woman could be wicked like this.
"Mooooooom im going out with my emo friends" i said with a grungey voice.
"Okay honey! but ur 74 and u dont need my persimion to do that. but be back b4 da party ok"
"ok"
and i went to the mall but it wasnt any mall it was the "Thneed em all Mall" set up by the evil overlord who destroyed the environment. The ONCELER

of course nobosy ever seen da face of him. but it doesnt matter bc he is a bad guy, right?
as my friends Morgan Freeman and Sydney the DJ and me entered Hot Topic, we saw a bunch of clothes. morgan tried on his favorite twenty one pilots bandeeto hoody with skinny jeans and a beanie with greenday pins. Sydney bought herself a Supernatural sweater and a TARDIS tshirt from the reality show dr who. "ugh im depressed" she said as she succumbed to cardiac areest.
We called the abmulance and tried to revive her. Sydney held onto my hand before she died. but she didnt die and she cried out "Danny please wake up!"

it was all a dream? I woke up in a sweat. This always happened when something bad would happen. But then i turned around and next to my bed side was my mom and dad and Morgan Freeman.
"Youve been sleeping for three days danny" mirgan sayed as he wipped tears feom his eyes.
"mom? dad?" i questioned. "whats going on??"
"Sydney died and you had a heart attack from shock. we thot u died but u didnt so we took u home..."
I look from mom to dad. moms orbs were a watery brown and tears were forming obviously. dad had a smirk. he was a meany i almost forgot. he never liked me since i was born, i knew he had a plan thats why i had a bad feelig about everything.

Morgan Freeman had tears sprinting down his luscious fase. "youre dad...." he didnt finish before dad interrupted
"we are selling u to our overlord who made the nature of earth DIE." he exclaimed with a joyful happiness. i noticed there were handcuffs on my wrinkly wrists, and i couldnt escape.

"Mom! pleasse get me out of here!!" i shouted in a yell. she simply cried and cried and morgan freemen, my bestest friend, comfortes her. I could see dad was counting the money he got off of me. $4.20 dollars in dimes.

then... A evil laughter came from the door and there he stood.
a mysteryous man in green.

and we locked eyes...

(ok!!! i just did this at skoool orey its short but im gonna update a bunchhhh so yayayayay!!! stay kawaii!)

((no h8te plz))

Edit: Betty White has been removed due to her passing, as I do not want to disrespect her memory.