y'all it took me a good minute to think of a plot for this chapter, and an emoji that'd work for the chapter title.
rock man was like 💤 but then opened his eyeballs and was no longer 💤ing. then he went yeet and then was like blink time and suddenly was in the g u c c i classroom.
bakugo was like 🏳️🌈 because he was a g a y h o m o s e x u a l c i s g e n d e r e d m a l e. then he was like being suuuuuuper 🌈 with kiriririririri.
then mina and her i n v i s a b l e gf were like 👌🏻 because they need that gay shit as inspiration for them good ol' fin factions.
then moms spaghetti slithered into the room and sat in, yes not on, i n the podium thingy in front of the room and was like.
"uh time for epic battles but like midoryeehaw and 🇨🇦 aren't here so uh dank meme and uh the pink one go and find them."
"kkkkkkkkkkkkkk scary man," horn lady and pikachu said yeeting them self's to the entrance outside their epic dorms.
"ok pikachu, what do we do if they're doing ( ° ͜ʖ °) ?" mina asked staring at the meme who turned into an actual pikachu and was now singing all star.
"uh we run and let spaghetti man take care of it," he relied, sitting on minas shoulder like pikachu did with ash ketchup.
mina then nodded her head and they walked in to see-
mina and her brand spankin new pikachu screamed because broccoli and 🇨🇦 had gotten some soup on the floor right oN THE FUCCI CARPET!
green boi and yahtzee were like 👁👄👁 because they were sad about the carpet but then they threw up on the floor cus they were not healthy. mina then yeeted green and red and white into their dorm rooms to catch some of them 💤 then pikachu became a h o m o s a p i e n again and then the healthy kiddos went back to class and then told everyone the tragic death of their fucci carpet and how the funeral was gonna be after school.
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officesupplies: why's they have to go and kill our e p i c fucci caroet?
blastbitch: carpet*
officesupplies: why
blastybitch: because
pikachu: this is so sad alexa play despacito
[dwanetherockjohnson has sent 1 video]
pinky: good job kiri uwu
dwanetherockjohnson: thanks mina uwu
officesupplies: that's hetero
dwanetherockjohnson: sorry no thanks too gay uwu
blastybitch: good
dwanetherockjohnson: i would never leave you babe uwu
blastybitch: ily eiji uwu
dwanetherockjohnson: ilyt uwu
pinky: that's gay
officesupplies: y'all wanna go to a rock triangle again?
pikachu: is going to be 🥾 again?
blastybitch: what the fuck is 🥾?
dwanetherockjohnson: hiking
blastybitch; thanks uwu
pikachu: this is why you're a bottom
dwanetherockjohnson: pardon?
blastybitch: it's nothing eiji
dwanetherockjohnson: but-
[pikachu has deleted 1 message]
dwanetherockjohnson: 🤔
officesupplies: ANYWAY
pikachu: uwu yea hanta uwu
officesupplies: i was going to go skiing and i decided you guys are going to go with me
pinky: k
pikachu: ok uwu
blastybitch: so we don't have a choice?
officesupplies: no
blastybitch: i don't have to listen to you so i won't go
dwanetherockjohnson: pls 'suki? it'll be fun
pinky: W H A T D I D I J U S T R E A D
dwanetherockjohnson: me being gay and trying to convince my explosive bf to join us
pinky: I NEED AN INHALER
officesupplies: you're gonna need more than an inhaler
pinky: you're right i need tooru
officesupplies:
pikachu:
dwanetherockjohnson:
blastybitch:
pinky: brb y'all
pikachu: hey uh bby?
officesupplies: yes
pikachu: skiing sounds really great right now
dwanetherockjohnson: what did she mean
blastybitch: ok um i'll go but let's leave mina behind with her
dwanetherockjohnson: agreed
pinky: y'all why can't i go?
[read by blastybitch, dwanetherockjohnson, officesupplies, and pikachu]
pinky: come on guys answer me
blastybitch: you scared eiji
pinky: sorry i didn't mean it
