pinky: ok so aizawas pretty pissed, but he's letting us go
pikachu: bruh i don't understand but i'll take it
hangta: why's he let us off?
pinky: idk
pikachu: because the non-binary author said so
pinky: what
hangta: what
dwanetherockjohnson: kami no
pikachu: you cant stop me
dwanetherockjohnson: you cant keep breaking the fourth wall
pikachu: fine ;(
blastybitch: i honestly wonder why i still talk to you guys
dwanetherockjohnson: you love us :D
blastybitch: you guys are literally some of the lowest 4 in the class
dwanetherockjohnson: you love us tho
blastybitch: false
pinky: bakugo come on....
hangta: pls bro we know you do
blastybitch: i really don't
pikachu: hehehe
dwanetherockjohnson: don't say anything
pikachu: i'm not
[dwanetherockjohnson has sent 1 video]
blastybitch: i trusted you
dwanetherockjohnson: you love me tho
blastybitch: you're on the edge rn
dwanetherockjohnson: :(
pinky: AWW BAKUBRO LOVES US
hangta: BROOO
blastybitch: i'm literally going to kill you guys
dwanetherockjohnson: katsuki no just come over to my dorm and we can cuddle
pinky: gay
dwanetherockjohnson: yes?
hangta: oml
pikachu: what
pinky: SKSKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
blastybitch: y'all are jealous
pinky: tru i wanna cuddle but tooru is visiting her parents this weekend.
hangta: nah i got denki with me rn
pikachu: ye uwu
pinky: dudes y'all just wanna go to the beach or smth tomorrow?
pikachu: sounds fun
hangta: alrighty
dwanetherockjohnson: sure!
blastybitch: fine
pinky: YAY!
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and then wow it was tomorrow because i said so and now they're at the beach :D.
"the ☀️ feels great!" mina says stretching her l e g g y.
then 🕷 man ran towards o C e A n M a N, dank meme close behind. but then tape elbows realized his mistake, and then the rest of the squad was like 👁👄👁 cus they knew what was about to happen.
denki cause you activated his quirk and shocked everyone at the beach and everyone was like 😡 except the squad who was like 👏🏻 cus denki has short circuited and he look not smart.
then they had to run to pinky's brand spakin new pink eggo i mean highlighter and hopped in the whip cus everyone at the beach was running after them.
denki was now not short circuited and was normal but he started rummaging through a bag and found eggs. and then sero and denki and catsuit and rock and mina started throwing eggs at he people running after them.
also mina got a gucci tesla so she wouldn't have to drive if she didn't want to. then the tesla swerved into a good ol forest and and the squad was like 🤔 cus it wasn't supposed to do that but eh.
then they crashed and mina was like 😢 cus she would have to get a third car this week and she was sad because that process took a while uwu.
"guys who found my 🥚?" pink 👩 asked looking the squad who was like 💤 cus they fell asleep and then she yeeted them into a magic canoe and they flew back to the dorms and then they woke up.
those thots! i was saving those eggs!
"mina you threw the eggs too," denki said high off the fourth wall powers he had gained.
"D:<!"
"don't you D:< at your father!"
"wait dad?"
"which one?"
"dad you said you went out to get milk 7 years ago!"
"lol yeah no. i was getting high."
"understandable, have a nice day," mina said smoking that 420.
then aizawa came across minas crashed tesla in the woods and was like 😑 cus it was now swinging around vines like tarzan.
pikachu: the end
dwanetherockjohnson: kami no
[pikachu has changed dwanetherockjohnson's name to rock]
rock: kami why?
pikachu: because the author wanted to change it but never really found a chance
rock: god damn it stop breaking the fourth wall
pikachu: can't
rock: :(
