mina walked to her household for the all well too known pinkhighlighterteslacareggowafflething and drove all the way to the dorms where 3 other somewhat alive and functioning humans jumped into the car so they could go 🛒 for 🥘.
"get in losers we're going shopping," pinky yelled and the 3 of the 4 homosexuals were y e e t e d out of the dorms and jumped into the thingy that mina drives.
then they went skeet yeet into the road cus ya know, it's where you drive 🚗. i mean ye.
"hey y'all mind if i play some epic tunesssss?" kaminari asked crawling over the middle compartment from the back seat already reaching for the cord thingy you can 🔌 in ur phone and play music.
"u already have the cord thingy tho," mina spoke using her V O C A L C O R D S.
"mooooood man," sero said cus he was smoking some of that good kush.
pikachu: this is the dollar store how good can it be
goSH DANG IT KAMINARI
"what song you playing?" kiriririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririririshima said leaning back in his 💺.
"this one," kami said playing the song.
then the sweet gucci tune started playing through the speakers of the thing they in.
"is this krusty krab 🍕 but the dubstep remix?" sero asked because he knows every song ever to exist because he's listened to all of them.
"ye," kami said giving his boyf a 👍🏻.
sero was like drooling or smth because he thot his bf was hot. and gay. obvs. or was he bi or pan or poly or-
"y'all the author was about to list a lot of shit kami could be since yknow...." mina said her voice trailing off
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)," kiririiriririririri-
hangta: bro no
fineeeeeee......
then miami looked at the gas tank meter thing or whatever it's called and was like 😱 cus she was about to run out of gas any se-
oh. ok then. so now 4 high school idiots were stranded in the middle of the road without their smart ass human that keeps them functioning.
"hey mina why isn't ur whip moving?" kami asked.
"uh, we mayhaps have run out of ⛽️," mina admited hopping out the whip.
"uh gays what are we going to do?" the somewhat smart redhead asked.
"imma go yeet and get some of that gasoline so we can go skeet yeet to the gas station for food for our camping trip," mina explained leaving everyone like 👍🏻 cus they didn't know shit about minas car because it was something else.
"lol 420 words broskis," sero man tape said throwing the good kush somewhere and probably starting a fire but we don't have to talk about that :').
"uh y'all is mina back yet?" kami asked blasting yet another song from his 📱.
"uh according to the authors plans, she's going to be kidnapped and we have to yeet-"
"hola hoes i'm back with gasoline," mina said yeeting the gasoline into the thingy where it's held in the car and the yay it had gas again.
mina then had to yeet the 3 out of 4 homosexuals back into the thingy she drives, and they obvs had their seatbelts in because you can't drive if you or someone else in the car doesn't have their seatbelt on. then she started the thingy and then they finally arrived at the long awaited gas station for a camping trip that was going to be-
"holy shit y'all we might want to buy everything here and a little bit more from the store or just buy shit from walmart because the camping tip is supposed to be like a week," kiririririrriiri-said breaking the forth wall.
"kiri, my sweet innocent kiri, just because you hang out with us doesn't mean you can swear," mina said with her motherly side showing.
"ugh fineeeee," he said pouting.
"ok no-" kami started
