"well," mina started scratching the back of her N E C K.
"GOSH DAMN IT THE AUTHOR NEEDS TO STOP WITH THESE CLIFFHANGERS!" kami shouts breaking the diddly darn gosh darn fourth wall again.
"kami can u like......,,,,, not break the fourth wall again fixing it is not gucci," kiri sad eating meat because meat is M A N L Y.
"ughhhhh," kami pouted snuggling sero and mina got that gucci blackmail.
"anywho, mina tell us how you came out," sero said petting kamis head and kami was like -w-.
"gay, anyways, i'm actually adopted," mina started leaving everyone like :0
ok quick 📝 i was going to originally going to make it sad but ya know, this ain't a serious fic
"rlly?" baku asked, mouth full of food.
"ye, and my parents we're rlly happy to be doing it, because they couldn't have kids," she said.
":( this is so sad, alexa play despacito," sero said and kami played despacito.
"raccoon eyes i just realized that we've never met ur parents. they weren't at ur house last time we were there," bakugo said.
"yeah, they were on a date," mina replied using her vocal cords.
"why couldn't they have kids? was ur mom infertile or smth?" kiri asked laying down on bakugobakubrogoobamablatsybitchverbalkeysmashbrlhdksnfjskdndjsk L A P.
"no i don't have a mom."
"o," sero and kami said doing a said yee haw.
"i have 2 dads so ye," mina said looking over the edge like an edgy movie scene
"oooooooooo," pikachu said cus everything added up now.
"ok but like, how did you come out?" baku asked a bit annoyed.
"oh yeah i forgot about that."
"anygay, i was dating my girl uwuwuwuwu for like a few months and i invited her over, and my dads really liked her. then as she was leaving i gave her a kiss, and then i turned around and saw papa giving dad a 20," mina said reminiscing like it happened 84738 years ago.
"lol they could sense the gay," kiri said.
"ye," mina said.
"OK GAYS BAKUBRO HAS TO TELL US HOW HE DID IT!" kami yelled leaving his boyf like 👍🏻 cus he was curious, and it also left literally everyone else shook cus kami yelled.
"simple, eijiro came over to study, and my mom was like, 'is that your boyfriend?' sarcastically and i said yes actually and we went to study, and my mom was like
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"lol ye that's basically what she looked like," kiri spoke using those thingys.
"now dear kami, do tell," mina said.
"well my parents are supportive, but it's scary. anyways, when i came out as-
