the E P I C squad walked up to minas highlighter on wheels and were like 👁👄👁 cus they were drunk so how were they supposed to drive.
"🤔," they thot except kiri uwu.
"y'all i can drive and i'm sober (mostly)" rock said proudly,
"kkkkkkkk, but like, don't crash my highlighter," pink woman said.
in the end, mina ended up being the one driving, and kiririiririri passed out in the passengers seat. then mina crashed the highlighter into oCeAn MaN.
"diuuuuuDEI," mustard said climbing like a monkey out of the car.
"my highlighter man!" pink guy said.
then the squad was like 🤨 cus they were far from the dorms but then bakahoe was like :0 and the squad was like :O cus they all got the same idea. but first they need to wrap up the dead highlighter.
so they got to work. tape man wrapped up the highlighter and then pikachu but a homo salients helped him carry it, then tape man threw a piece of tape on obama's ankle, and then obama flew, and then landed in front of minas cave and dropped the highlighter before flying the squad™️ back to their dorms uwu.
when they walked into the place drunk, the class was like :OOOOO cus they were underage.
"toOruuuuuuuu," mina said walking over to her invisible gf, clearly v drunk cus she's a lightweight af uwu.
"mina did y'all drink?" tooru said being like 😡 cus she wanted some of that.
"ye, and i got ya some uwu."
"uwu thanks ily uwu"
"uwu no problem uwu"
"that's gay," bakugo said 🥴ly cus he can hold his alcohol uwu.
then mario came in and poof they weren't drunk anymore cus they had shit to do.
"o shit where's the fucci carpet?" mina asked.
a v sad iida then brought out a ⚰️ with urararararararaka.
"k iida has a speech he would like to say," ukulele said, setting up a podium for him.
"thank you ocacho," he relied causing mina and kiriririiiririri and tooru to be like >:3 cus they got that fan fiction fuel.
"oh dear fucci carpet, i'm was that you're gone but it happens," he said walking away.
"now, will the two who killed he fucci carpet please step forward?" uraraka asked.
uwu and 🇨🇦 sadly walked up the front and everyone was like :0 cus they thot that one blond dude from class b did it.
"so uh, we were sick and like not really paying attention and we spilled soup on the fucci carpet," uwu said sadly.
"eyyyy 420 words," kaminari said.
kiri was like 👁👄👁 cus kaminari just broke the fourth wall i mean what?
"anyhow, izuku and i bought a gucci carpet to replace the fucci carpet," shoto uwu said showing them the g u c c i carpet.
then everyone was like (dang i use that a lot) 👍🏻 cus it was real gucci not fucci.
then they caught some 💤 and hit the hay the end
pikachu: for this chapter
