rock: hey y'all
pikachu: uwu yes uwu
hangta: chill it with the uwus
pikachu: uwuwuwu no uwuwuwu
rock: anywho, i wanted to invite y'all for a good ol time of being buds
blastybitch: ...
rock: what?
pinky: uh who are you and what did you do to the really kirishima?
rock: uh guys, what do you mean
blastybitch: yep that ain't eijiro
pinky: he would've called us bros
rock: ugh, you guys suck
pinky: wait tooru is that you?
rock: uwu yes uwu
pinky: bby what did you do
rock: i stole his phone when he left the room
pikachu: mood
blastybitch: how is that a mood
pikachu: because
rock: bros i'm back
hangta: so do you actually want us to come over?
rock: ye
pinky: i'm bring over a lot of stuff because i want to try something
rock: no alcohol please my parents will be at home
pinky: kk
pikachu: hey uh minaaaaaa
pinky: i'll pick y'all up
pikachu: thanks man
hangta: how'd ya know
pinky: y'all are lazy shits
rock: mina, that wasn't very manly of you
pinky: sorry dad
blastybitch: wait we have a daughter
rock: yep
blastybitch: why didn't you tell me?
hangta: just did
blastybitch: -_-