hangta: guys why
pinky: why what?
hangta: who changed my name on this?
dwanetherockjohnson: i did
hangta: why
dwanetherockjohnson: lost a bet
hangta: bakugo?
dwanetherockjohnson: yeah
pinky: anywho where are y'all? i'm waiting at the resort and i look like an idiot
blastybitch: good
dwanetherockjohnson: katsuki no
blastybitch: i mean uh on our way
pinky: i see y'all
blastybitch: sero were are you and your bf
hangta: look up
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bakugo look up the deadly laser in the sky and saw spider-man and pikachu falling towards them. hangta and heneedstochargehimself fell on top of their bodies and mina had managed to dodge then because she's epic like that and also i can't hurt my babe uwu.
"tape man what the fuck?" ogukab asked kind of but not really.
"i flew here like 🕷man," he deadpanned.
"alrighty hoes, lets go up the rock triangle," mina declared, yeeting them all to the top of the rock triange.
but before they could go down the mountain they had to prepare since it requires effort to ski so they got epic tutorial out and realized that they did a not epic thing.
they went on a double black diamond mountain and that is not epic because it's for the pro skiing people and so they attempted, sero going first since it was his idea to go flying down a mountain with sticks, but he made to the bottom without a problem since he's epic.
then went pinky and she made it most of the way without problems, but then she fell, and tape man had to save her so she wouldn't die because mina was their mom/daughter/friend/meme.
then came bakuhoe but he didn't use those sticks you use to move around because he's "not a weak twig man" so he did with without them and made it to the bottom without problems because he flew above everything to get to the bottom otherwise he would have fallen.
then came pikachu who instantly fell and bakugo saved him because tape man couldn't. then kririiriririririri came along and he fell after a jump, but didn't get hurt because of his epic quirk.
"y'all are terrible," hang-ta said to his squad and his 😔 bf.
"😔🤠," dank meme said sadly.
then a lightbulb flew out of kriririririshimas head and was like 😮.
"uh guys we messed up," he said.
"uwu why do you mean uwu?" mina asked being like "owo" the whole time.
"it's friday," dwane the rock johnson said doing a sad yeehaw.
"fuck man, that means we gotta get home like rn,"the squad said.
then that one villain teleported them to the dorms because i said so and and then he left and they didn't question it.
aizawa was like 🤬🤬🤬 again and then the squad was like 😗 cus yes, and then they got detention on saturday and they all did a sad yeehaw because they had plans to get drunk i mean hang out saturday. but mina was like >:3 cus she had a plan so that they could still go out.
