pinky: ok gays
pinky: guys*
dwanetherockjohnson: yes
pinky: which are you responding too?
dwanetherockjohnson: yes
blastybitch: mina and i made a plan to escape detention
hangta: i'm listening
pikachu: i saw escape detention and i came here
pinky: ok so, i'm going to walk to my house to get my car
hangta: kkk
blastybitch: then you and pikachu are going to escape to the front gate where mina will be waiting for you guys
pinky: then we're leaving
dwanetherockjohnson: what about me and katsuki?
hangta: yeah what are they going to do
pinky: as we're driving away, they're going to jump into the car from the roof
pikachu: what about the staff and aizawa?
pinky: i got the class to distract him so we can book it
dwanetherockjohnson: ok but what if we don't make it to the car?
pinky: that's where sero comes in
hangta: oh yeah, i'll just catch you guys when you're close that way you don't miss
dwanetherockjohnson: hit or miss
pikachu: i guess they never miss huh
hangta: you got a boyfriend
pinky: i bet he doesn't kiss ya MWAH
pikachu: he gonna fund another girl and he won't miss ya
hangta: he gonna spin and hit the dab like wizcalifa
blastybitch: remind me why i hang out with you guys
dwanetherockjohnson: you love us
blastybitch: not really
dwanetherockjohnson: aw
blastybitch: i was kidding eiji
dwanetherockjohnson: i know
pinky: ok i snuck off campus, so i'll be back in like 5 minutes
hangta: ok but you better hurry your ass up, aizawa is on patrol looking for us
pinky: almost back
pikachu: HURRY UP HES ALMOST WERE HANTA AND I ARE HIDING
pinky: RUN BITCHES IM HERE
dwanetherockjohnson: katsuki and i are on the roof
blastybitch: mina drive
pinky: k it's sero jump now
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cat jumped off the roof and rock was on his back and then they landed in the car and it was 👌🏻 cus that shit was graceful as hell.
"miNA STEP ON IT!" kiri yelled.
"UH I ALREADY AM!" she yelled back.
"FUCK AIZAWAS FOLLOWING US!" pikachu screamed playing an epic meme song.
"MINA YOU SAID GOT THE CLASS TO DISTRACT HIM!" sero said as he found some eggs and started throwing them at aizawa.
"HECK THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO!"
"GOD DAMN IT JUST GET HIM AWAY!"
"IM TRYING!"
suddenly 👂ser man gave up and walked back. it lifer everyone shook like they thot they was abouta die.
"ok y'all, he's gone so we're ya wanna eat?" the pink mother but not really asked.
"chilis" they all said in unison, while 🗻 turned upside down in his 💺.
"kkkkkk.."
then wow they were there because i'm lazy rn so deal with it :D.
"hi welcome to chilis," the waiter lady person said leading the kiddos to a table.
seat and dank meme start laughing when she walks away when they sit because that is an iconic vine uwu.
mina then ordered for everyone cus they were acting dumb and she didn't understand why until she looked at kami and saw a 🍻 in his hand and was like 👁👄👌🏻 cus they didn't give her any.
mina then quickly downed a bottle and the squad was like 👏🏻 even bakabro cus ya know, he was drunk and not as rude.
"hEy CaN i GeT a Uh BoNeLeSs IcE?" kaminari asked, stumbling over his words.
then the person who takes orders came back and the left cus they was drinking and they weren't 21 yet. then bakugo grabbed a plate from another table, and threw it rock but then rock caught it and was like brooo duDe ThaT Was HotTt
"hey FUckErS LetsGO BacK hOme noE," mina said, stumbling over to the entrance and to her carrrrrrrr.
