Calamity was sitting in the back of the Battle Bus™. Some guy named The Reaper was talking up a storm, but Calamity was keeping to herself, her hat pointed towards the ground, trying to catch some extra ZZZ's. She's seen his type before. All bark and no bite. A big gun firing blanks. A guy, but not a man.
The Battle Bus™ driver honked. It was time to go. Calamity thanked him and jumped. Her Blaze Glider™ filled the skies with fear and envy as she parachuted to the ground. She heard instantly a sniper rifle go off, with some loser noob dying. But right in front of her was a chest, unopened. She made a mad dash towards it, as the sniper shot right above her. Miss, loser. Calamity gave the sniper a second chance, as it's only proper to do. Nothing? Fine. Calamity made her ways towards the chest once again. Boogie Bomb™! She threw it towards the sniper's location and found an assault rifle to protect herself with.
Calamity shot some absolute newbies and eliminated them within a minute.
Calamity eliminated suckmydong
ThatsMyDonutHo took the L from Calamity
Calamity finished off oOpSiJuStKilLeDmYfIsH
She laughed at how easy it all was. Her hair bobbing back from her absolute delight. Suddenly, another sniper shot. It nearly hit her again. Crap! Calamity built a wooden wall in front of her and then ran again. She only had an assault rifle and dual pistols, and the dual pistols were common.She eventually found cover in a building by Titled Towers™, after a plane nearly shot her to elimination. She had taken some hits, but she wasn't dead yet. Calamity heard footsteps from above her, and carefully, she crouched and snuck her way up the stairs. She ran in the room with her assault rifle ready to fire, but she heard a gun cock behind her.
"It's you..." she heard a voice say. "Turn around and don't shoot. Take this medkit. And then be on your way, darling."
"What... why should I... fine. Thank you. But don't ever give me another chance like this again, or I'll kill you then and there," Calamity responded. She turned around to face him. "The Reaper!? Why me? You should just kill me."
"No, I can't. I already tried to earlier, after we jumped off the Battle Bus™. Now we're allies, okay? At least until the end when I have to kill you."
Calamity shook his hand and ran out the door while John covered her. She made it to a golf cart and picked up The Reaper.
TO BE CONTINUED

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