FORTNITE SMUT CALAMITY X JOHN WICK

A Couple of Fighters

John Wick sniped for Calamity while they drove to the middle of the circle. The plan was to hole up in a building together and let the noobs get totally destroyed! But John Wick found some dynamite and threw it in some trees, which killed two more useless players.
The Reaper blew up SwaggitySwoogityILoveWhiteBooty
Winter78 fell from a high place and The Reaper finished them off.
"Easy targets," John Wick said. Calamity was impressed but wanted to prove she was better. She drove up a cliff and totally wrecked some poor sap being a sniper.
Calamity beheaded JericoSwampButt.
"Hell yeah!" Calamity exclaimed. But someone right after that shot out the tires of their vehicle. John Wick cussed them out and sniped them from their spot of hopelessness.
The Reaper eliminated PROGAYMING69420.

Calamity was distraught. She caught John Wick looking at her, then darting his eyes away. "Dammit!" Calamity screamed. They were just outside a gas station but within the circle still.
5 players remain. 
"Well, let's hide in here..." John led the way and built a Damage Trap™ in front of the door.
"Good idea," Calamity complimented. Calamity was paying attention to the way The Reaper's muscles weren't so concealed under his suit. He was really a handy guy...

3 players left. Just Calamity, The Reaper, and some other noob. The other player made his location known by shooting at some structures outside. The Reaper sniped him.
The Reaper finished off PenetrateTheCapital.
"It's just you and me, darling," John whispered.
"It's been fun, love," Calamity said, inching closer to his face. With a small kiss, Calamity darted towards the door, escaping John's sight. It was a battle between two slowly falling in love. But before Calamity could find a way to counterattack, she had won the match.
The Reaper got eliminated by The Storm™.
What? Why? Calamity thought to herself. She celebrated the victory with a crate of goodies, but felt an emptiness inside... she wanted The Reaper. And bad.