John Wick dug under his house to find his Legendary Battle Rifle™, Legendary SCAR™, Legendary Hand Cannon™, and his Legendary Bolt Action Sniper Rifle™. He split more of his stash between himself and Calamity. The time was coming. Calamity was nervous but was unsettled by John's stony-faced profile. "John.." Calamity started, "What are we going to do when this is over?" "We," said John, "will finally be able to live in peace. No more restrictions, no more matches, no more competition. It'll be us and the life we deserve." "If we make it out of here alive..." "Hey!" John looked at Calamity and pulled her close. "Nothing is ever going to happen to you here. They'll have to kill me before they can even think about getting to you." "Okay..." "Now come on, let's prepare ourselves for it all. Get some rest. After the Battle Bus™ leaves, we make our attack." And so Calamity and John spent one more night in bliss before it could've easily gone to hell.
John woke up at the sound of the Battle Bus™ honking to alert everyone it was leaving in 30 minutes. He kissed Calamity and shook her awake. Though terrified of what was to come, she knew it had to be done. There was no going back now.
John and Calamity gathered their weapons and amazing loadouts™ and took to the streets, ducking between cars to avoid being spotted. Fortnite Administration™ had guards always patrolling the streets of its town, even when players were gone and in battle. Calamity was plotting out her attack plan, but John Wick immediately did a wicked 360 no-scope on those fucking guardz. Calamity, in her surprise, followed suit and executed the noob guards that John knocked down, showing no mercy with her Legendary Pump Shotgun™.
Unfortunately for them, the Fortnite Administration™ had cameras posted all around the building. Within ten paces of the door, fifty Imperial Troopers surrounded sexy Calamity and the mighty Wick. "Omae wa mou shinderu!" shouted the Imperial Troopers. "NANI!?!?!" replied John Wick. Calamity threw down a Boogie Bomb™ and made the Imperial Troopers dance while John Wick and Calamity made their escape inside, blocking the door with Wick's gigantic wooden wall. The two made their way up the intricately designed metal staircase and were stopped by two strangely dressed people... they had hoods, robes, and two even stranger, more elegant weapons of a more civilized age™. Circling around our OTP, these fascinating people flicked their wrists down, nearly destroying the ground beneath them with these... lightsabers™. Both of red, emitting a buzzing sound from their source, they were dastardly as they were deadly. John Wick didn't like taking any chances. "I don't have a good feeling about this, my love..." Wick slyly whispered to Calamity. "Neither do I," Calamity responded, shaking her head, Legendary Pump Shotgun™ at the ready, aiming directly at one of the enemies' heads. "On my go," Wick calmly said.
Within one swift motion, almost perfectly fluid-like, John Wick unloaded nine shots from his Legendary Burst AR™ into the menacing opponent, as Calamity crouched, narrowly dodging a swing of the cruel weapon above her, and shot the man into oblivion, both lightsabers dropping at the same time from the deceased hands of their owners. "Do we dare?" Calamity asked her true love. "Indeed... we must," Wick told her. Each one now commanding a terrible weapon of destruction, Kylo Ren's Lightsaber™ was in their possessions.
Cutting open the locked door, and the respective walls around it, they came into contact with the Supreme Chancellor of Fortnite. Cackling, turning into a coughing fit, the Chancellor turned around his giant villain chair to face Wick and Calamity. "My Reaper... We had you in our grasp. You could've had it all if you had continued your winning streaks. Instead, you turn your nose down and betray the Fortnite Empire™ for... this absolute harlot!? No more will we have it!" The Chancellor shot bolts of lightning into Calamity, incapacitating her furthermore. John Wick saw only red, going into his signature rage. "BASTARD!!!" Wick pulled out his Legendary Dual Pistols and shot two full magazines into the Chancellor's torso.
The Chancellor, having had no indication of stopping his tyranny over Fortnite™, then turned his attention towards Wick, electrocuting him relentlessly. Calamity, screaming not at her own pain, but at the near-death of Wick, rushed the Chancellor with her lightsaber, cutting off his hands. "Guess you lost your girlfriend, noob. Take the L!" Calamity picked up his fallen hand from the ground and gave him his own middle finger, then stabbing the Chancellor in the heart, pulling upwards towards his head for the final execution. Realizing John Wick was still in pain, she ran towards his dying body. "My love?" Calamity desperately whispered, her hands running over his face, trembling from fear. "Darling..." Wick spoke, coughing from the hard-won battles he's faced in his lifetime, all coming to their end, "it's time. We've done it. We've escaped. Now be free..." "No! I can't! This isn't how it was supposed to be!" Calamity yelling at the world that never granted a wish to her before. "Please... I don't want my final memory to be of you in pain." Wick smiled and took his last breath, intensely staring into Calamity's eyes. Calamity, panicking and weeping, closed Wick's eyes. Calamity dropped a Chug Jug™ next to his deceased body, along with a Medkit™. The Imperial Troopers™ were breaking in, and Calamity had to leave at once, otherwise, this whole adventure would have been for naught. Destroying her final wall, she built a wooden ramp underneath John, allowing his body and her to escape this Hell.
"May the world forever remember what we have witnessed today here at the Fortnite Islands™. In chaos, destruction, and utter terror, fire has been set ablaze to the territory, and the Fortnite Administration™ has collapsed. It is reported that there is no rebuilding what's been destroyed, as the Supreme Chancellor of Fortnite Inc.™ has been murdered, after facing intense combat with one of his top hand-selected agents, John Wick, AKA The Reaper, after engaging in a romantic relationship with another player, Calamity, who was the heartbreaker of the game. In this tragic developing story, we're not going to rest until we find out what's happened to John Wick and his deathly lover, Calamity. More to come, on Channel 69 News."
Calamity turned her attention towards John, hugging his body tight, never wanting to relive what happened. "I hope this works, my sweet dear." Kissing his forehead, she presses a remote she stole from the Chancellor's office, stating on it only 'Hard Reset'.
"This just in, we have eyes on the Fortnite Islands™. Right before our very eyes, the territory seems to be disappearing into... into nothing!? Is this the work of John Wick? Is this the Chancellor's will? Can we ever find answers? More to come as the story develops."
And then.
There.
Was.
Nothing.
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