FORTNITE SMUT CALAMITY X JOHN WICK

The Battle Bus... of Love

John Wick was thinking about the girl he met, Calamity. Such a fine girl, much like him, but more of a humorous personality. They'd make a good fit... and she's pretty hot, too. John Wick wanted to be with her and to know the taste of her lips.

It was time to leave. Everyone gathered on the Battle Bus™, ready to listen to the legends of The Reaper. But they all noticed that instead of telling the tales with an anger and a hatred in his eyes, there was only sadness and a hint of loneliness lingering upon his words. He searched through the Battle Bus™ seats but found no Calamity. He would have to win the match and find her again, somehow. John Wick thanked the bus driver and dropped.

John Wick found a Battle Rifle and shot TomatoHead™ without thinking twice.
The Reaper eliminated Tomatohead.
"Another fool dead," John said to himself. He headed down the stairs of Tomato Temple™ to search the ruins, but before he made his way to a chest, a shot nearly hit him in the foot. He turned around to see who was brave enough to face him, only to smile at a grinning Calamity.
"Where did you come from?" John Wick asked.
"I'm always around, you know..." Calamity said back. John Wick wanted to hug her, but before he could do anything, Calamity's arms were wrapped around him. John's wick was growing.
"How much wood you got?" Calamity sexily whispered in his ear.
"More than enough," John cooly said.
"Good, because we need a ramp to get out of here. There's a duo coming right behind you."

John Wick built a ramp out of Tomato Temple™ and Calamity followed. 30 people left in the match. It would be down to the wire again.
John Wick went into a gas station and Calamity closed the door behind her. Without checking, she went behind the counter to search for weapons and ended up activating a trap, eliminating her on the spot.
"Reaper, no!"
IEatBabies4Breakfast finished off Calamity.
Before John Wick could react, she was gone. Watching her disappear before his eyes, John was filled with rage. He busted open the walls of the gas station and shot everyone he saw.
The Reaper 'sploded TommyBoi.

The Reaper shotgunned xxxSixNineTwicexxx.

The Reaper eliminated IHaveCancer4You with a great fall.
The Reaper eliminated DrMantisToboggan with a vehicle.

No mercy was left in John's heart. It was down to just him and one player left. The noob had no idea what he was up against. He tried to snipe John Wick from the other side of the circle, but before he knew it, John was behind him and shot him in the head with his pistol. John Wick won the game but was hit with a feeling of loss from Calamity being eliminated right before him, and he couldn't have done a thing about it. John needed to find her again. They needed to be together. John wanted a whole life with her. And Calamity felt the same.