"They call me The Reaper," John said to his many foes on the Battle Bus™. He looked across the Battle Bus™ and scanned the horizon of faces which looked on in fear. "Don't worry. I'll make everyone's death come fast." John stood up and dropped out without saying another word. The other dudes were peeing their pants from fear.
John Wick's parachute was a High Octane Glider™ that he collected off a dead girl's corpse from Season 1. "Shouldn't have crossed me, sorry," he said to himself, recalling the memory. He had no fear or regrets in life, but he felt sorry that he had to kill people who don't even see him coming. Upon landing, John found a Heavy Sniper Rifle™. "Showtime," John chuckled.
John Wick immediately found a poor fool with just a pickaxe running towards him. "Poor fool," John sighed as he shot him between the eyes. He got a notification.
The Reaper eliminated Noobz4Life696969696969.
"Easy as pie." John collected the few resources his victim had. "Wow, just 4 bricks and 10 wood. What a loser." John built a ramp up a mountain and chopped down a tree with his Sawtooth Pickaxe™. +70 wood. "Sweet."
John heard gunfire in the distance. Then an explosion. And another one. Someone tried to come into his building while he was listening, but John used a pistol to eliminate them. "Another noob, it looks like."
The Reaper eliminated xxxMomSaidImADisappointmentxxx.
"What the..." John looked out the window once more. There was a girl in a cowgirl outfit running away. John fired just over her head, barely piercing her hat. She froze, but then continued on when he didn't fire again. "What just came over me!?" John had no time to think it over, as another noob sent a Boogie Bomb™ in the window and John had to T-Pose his way to humiliation...
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RomanceCalamity and John Wick are from different seasons... but can they find love despite the hardships?
