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John Wick and Calamity met once again on Battle Island™, amidst the buildings at Tilted Towers, totally annihilating n00bz. With each elimination, Calamity was getting hotter, much like an e-thot getting more money on Twitch. She knew there had to be more than one reason he was called The Reaper. She wanted to unsheath his mighty scythe and release his spirits. Catching Calamity's wandering eyes traveling up and down his body, biting her lip as she started to caress her inner thigh with the butt of her gun, John Wick knew it was time for action. Their love had been confessed, it was the heat of battle, and the adrenaline was pumping.
"So," John said, "You like what you see?"
Calamity threw down her arms and wrapped herself around the legendary Reaper. She giggled, pressing her head to his, saying only, "Take me, big boy."
Suddenly, the circle had moved. Everyone was leaving Titty Towers, but the specific spot they were in remained unaffected. It was like their love was meant to be.
"It's John Wick, by the way. Call me John," he told Calamity with her totally exposed b00bz. He wanted to thank her for showing them, even more so than thanking the bus driver.
"How about I call you daddy?" Calamity moaned, rubbing her cleetus on John's erected wick.
"Just don't kill my dog like I'm about to destroy this pus-"
Suddenly they heard two massive explosions. The map was running out of contestants. They had to hurry.
"Unfortunately," John whispered, "I last a good while."
Calamity, so incredibly turned on, started to cry out in excitement and pleasure. "Oh, John. Yes. Yes. YES! YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW!!!!!!!11"
Right when Calamity was about to take John's ferocious load, he had to honk those absolute bazookas Calamity was sporting. Bare-breast and all, Calamity couldn't control herself anymore. Her face looked pretty much like Belle Delphine's signature expression, if Belle Delphine wasn't British and was actually a cowgirl (well, she was already a cowgirl, but I mean the other kind of cowgirl).
The Reaper just eliminated Calamity's virginity!
Totally exhausted, Calamity had to forfeit her place in the battle royale. John Wick won once again but both were feeling much more satisfied than ever before.
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FORTNITE SMUT CALAMITY X JOHN WICK
RomanceCalamity and John Wick are from different seasons... but can they find love despite the hardships?
