Don't know what to name this chapter.
21. Remember that if you are to yell that there is a picture of a deformed cucumber on your phone than you must have many people in the room with you. Some classmates may take what you said as something completely disgusting.
22. Announce, "I want to learn the spoons!" in the middle of a class discussion.
23. Say your hair smells like something that smells good, and then go around asking teachers to smell your hair.
24. People find it odd if you ask them to smell your shirt.
25. You become labeled 'insane' if you go around Kissing people's hair and telling them that your giving their hair nutrients.
26. Older teachers are often clueless about new things and don't understand that a Y Dance is a DANCE at the YMCA.
27. Teachers also are clueless about new names for things people do or are. For example; if a teacher doesn't know what emo means (like my teacher) you must explain to him/her in a way that involves you yelling "oh! It hurts so good!"
28. Hide a toothbrush in your bag and then during a complete silence in class dig through your bag, pull the toothbrush out, and announce, "That's where my toothbrush went!"
29. Just because your pants are soft doesn't mean that you need to go around demanding people to feel your pants.
-29B then yelling "-put name here- is sexually harassing me!" is a bad thing to do. It often causes the other person to get in trouble.
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Hello! So I finally uploaded this! I have issues with writing this when I'm not in school cause most of these things I get from things that happen at school. I will try to upload like once a week from now on.
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