Sasuke's Neko

The Academy*

Hikari's POV

I started at the troublemaker who had painted the Hokage Mountain. He could've tried to not get caught at least. I rolled my eyes. And waved my paw mockingly out to him. Sasuke saw this movement and decided he wanted to talk. "Hikari, don't mind the dobe that's tied up. He's no ninja."

So I decided to get comfortable on my perch which was Sasuke's fluffy head, and I slowly fell asleep. I woke up, startled by Sakura's loud yelling and gave a pitiful meow as gravity got a hold of me and went into my Chibi form as I fell from my perch in slow motion.

And you'd never guess who saved me, Naruto. Thanks a lot Sasuke. You were, oh so, helpful.

I was soon cradled in Naruto's arms and I soon heard the boys arguing.

"Naruto give me back my cat dobe." My head went back and forth between them as they argued. I soon grew dizzy as a result.

OMG, I never knew that both of you had twins!

"No, teme. It almost fell and you didn't move to catch it. Were you just gonna let it fall?" Naruto retorted angrily.

I'm not an 'it'.

"Of course not, baka, I wouldn't have let her fall." Sasuke said while making a grab at me.

Don't grab me. I'm not an object or a toy.

"Meow!" Both of them jumped, obviously startled.

I slowly crawled away from the arguing boys silently hoping they won't notice me. I just hope if they spot me they won't do tug a war with me. I got into my praying position once I had gotten onto the security of Sakura's lap. Kami-sama, please don't let me die here today. I'm too young to die.

Once I was out of the danger zone, I started to softly purr at the feeling of Sakura's touch. That's right get that itch. Oh yeah, this is the life. I yawned and stretched out so that I'm all sprawled out on her lap.

Girl, you need a petting award or something. She really needs to become a massage person. "Meow." I said as I sat now cradled in the safety of Sakura's arms. I've decided I don't want to live with an emo kid that has hair that looks like a goose's rear end. I want to move in with you now, Sakura, as long as you feed me.

The day soon passed and I was dreading when I would have to go to the compound where my family died in. I sighed. I feel so sorry for Sasuke it had to hurt. That was his older brother. Who he looked up to. Decided one day, 'Oh I'll just kill my clan today. No biggie.' That and the fact that there's blood stains everywhere. Only if Sasuke knew how much he was loved and the truth about Itachi. It wasn't fun attending all of those meetings with the elder in a sleeve. Old elders can't sense the measly charka of a cat.

I sat on Sasuke's head as he speed walked home with his hands in his pockets and with a stampede of fangirls behind him. I stared in amusement at the crowd that was following us. Well his fanclub is as wild as ever, I noted.

I jumped up into a tree just as Sasuke's fanclub caught up to him. Rest in pieces, Sasuke. I gazed down at the mob who were fighting over who got to keep Sasuke as he carefully crawled away and got dragged back in a minute later. I saluted the poor soldier. You lived a good life. Bye, bye, sucka.

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Well I think it's a good start to a new book. And I'm probably not gonna survive this school year.