1: me lying on the floor
mom attempts to open door
doesnt realize that my mirror is balanced on my dorr
mirror falls on my head and i get squished
MIRRORS ARE HEAVY
2: i hate it when people give u a choice
u make the deciison
and theyre like nooooo u should chose the other one cuz (blah)
me: ASDFGHJKL; U JUST TOLD ME TO CHOSE NOW UR TELLING ME TO "CHOOSE" THE OTHER ONE WHAT THE FQ
3: im hungry