I am a Beautiful Egg

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I have a big forehead that is now known as an egg.  A beautiful, fabulous, egg.    

I personally take it as a compliment!  And I always make the joke that I don't have a forehead... I have a "Five-head"

Get it?  

Cuz like, when I put my hand on my forehead, all five fingers can fit...

*Coughs* 


Anyway!  My friend in guitar class called me a beautiful egg at one point, and I gladly say I am  :D  

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