wind archer: steps on a rock agh, fuck me!
fire spirit: gladly :))))))
wind archer:
fire spirit:
wind archer: fire we don't have dicks
fire spirit:
wind archer: even if we did i would shoot you down 0.0024 seconds after making that comment
so how tf do cookies reproduce? answer: they don't lmao
new headcanon: fire spirit is an immortal annoying shit so no matter how many times wind archer shoots him down, he has to deal with the same shit every day
how can he stay sane
bonus:
wind archer: why'd you dim the lights?
fire spirit: to save power
fire spirit:
fire spirit:
fire spirit: and to suck your dic-
wind archer: shoots him down before he could finish
YOU ARE READING
cookie run shitpost oneshots/headcanons
Fanfictionno more updates! thanks for reading gang kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit cookie run didn't deserve this (suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine- also there's swearing) (this is a SHITPOST...
