i make these oneshots so i can turn them into comics or story scenarios later on
other times i just think of it and somehow assume it's a good idea anyways enjoygumball: sees this message
gumball: yo i should try that unzips jacket
gingerbrave (as a human): what the hell is a penis?
gingerbright (also as a human): gee, like i would know!lemon: whatcha drawing, gumball?
gumball: your soul! holds up empty canvas
lemon:smooth skills gumball
gingerbrave: i call myself brave but i'm only running away from the death of my brother as each day passes
skater: check out my lit moves dudes
skater: pulls hat over eyes
skater: tries to do an ollie but fucking dieslemon: literally trying his best to restrain gumball GUMBALL STOP
gumball: I CAN'T STAND IT HIS CLOTHES ARE SO PLAIN JUST LET ME AT HIM ONCE
herb: not noticing the commotion as he plants seedsmillie: oh lawd, dark enchantress!
dark enchantress: why hello there, millennial tree
millie: it's been 1000 years and you're still a slutorange: i'm off to get drinks! don't have too much fun without me!
lime: okay! :)
lemon: sure, just remember our orders
orange: steps out of sight
lime: omaewa mou shinderu holds up beach ball
lemon: wha-
lime: spikes the ball so hard it yeets lemon into the ocean
orange: i'm back with the drinks- what happened
lime: lemon said he wanted to go for a swimlemon: casually listening to music
orange: hey lemon what you listening to
lemon: ummm hides earbuds
orange: grabs them and puts them on
orange:
orange:
orange: IS THAT TT BY TWICE
lemon: nOOOooOoOOoOoO-
*twice is a girly kpop groupgumball: dick splinters
and that's all i have for today
if you feel like requesting characters then i may or may not do it
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