no more updates! thanks for reading gang
kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit
cookie run didn't deserve this
(suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine-
also there's swearing)
(this is a SHITPOST...
my friend: hey let's friendly run me: sure me: wanna go with brave and bright friend: sure i'll be brave me: ok
during the run
us: SPAMS SLIDE BUTTON game: combi bonus heart things friend: you saw those hearts right me: yeah friend: is this how cookies reproduce me: me: yeah friend: oh yeah oh yeah me: oh yeah oh yeah
later on
me: playing as squid ink friend: playing as pirate me: is this zoophilia friend: yeah it is
later on
me: playing as space donut friend: playing as muscle friend: is this legal me: me: i mean space donut is an alien friend: so it's legal right me: yeah
later on
me: playing as princess friend: playing as knight me: look at her sliding position
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friend: stares at it friend: misses golden pirate coin me: whYyYyYyyY mAaaaaAaaAn friend: i was too distracted by her sliding position
