moonlight: no the moon is not made out of cheese you idiot degenerate. if you say the moon is made out of fucking cheese again, then i will personally snap your neck and drop kick you to the moon. there is no cheese there. your survival chances are 0 percent. if you wanna keep saying the moon is cheese, then go ahead. just know that i'm waiting up there for you to beat your ass.
moonlight:
moonlight: okay, now where were we in astronomy, sweetie?
sparkling: casually walking
cherry blossom: kicks him
sparkling: drops to floor dramatically
sparkling: *accent* aw fuck, i can't believe you done this.
peppermint: check out these balloons that cinnamon made out of thin air! here, have this one!
wind archer: takes it and inspects it
peppermint: what's wrong? don't you like it?
wind archer: no
wind archer i loVE IT
peppermint:
peppermint: i think i made a mistake
dj: damn, i really want a certain thing for christmas
pink choco: what is it? i can get it for you
dj: no, it's not like that.... i want...
dj: sweeps pink choco off her feet and carries her bridal style
dj:
💖💖💖💖
💖u bby 💖
💖💖💖💖
pink choco: :'00000
moon rabbit: SOMEONE PWEASE HWELP ME I'M
moon rabbit: DWOWNING
avocado: what did the cow say when it say the moon? MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
avocado: hold up i got another- what do you call a fish without eyes? FSH! BAHAHAHAH!
avocado: i've got another-
lemon: i've got one.
avocado: okay, let's hear it!
lemon: what do you call a cow without legs?
avocado: ground beef! you're so funny lemon-
lemon: disabled. drops mic
**im sorry if this joke offended anyone
adventurer: another day of adventuring!
adventurer: sees chili pepper laughing evilly and swallowing the fucking treasure
adventurer: yeehaw to yeenaw real quick
that's all i've got for today, folks
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cookie run shitpost oneshots/headcanons
Fanfictionno more updates! thanks for reading gang kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit cookie run didn't deserve this (suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine- also there's swearing) (this is a SHITPOST...
