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GROUP CHAT
WE NOT RICH WE BROKE 📉

felix
my health teacher told me that coca cola used to have cocaine in it
seen by hyunjin, chan, minho, and 4 more

jisung
i'm pretty sure we had a huge discussion about this already when we had that class

areum
coca cola = cocaine
???

felix
well i think that's right. we just learned this today

jeongin
are the teachers even allowed to talk about that in school

chan
we're talking about drugs. who doesn't talk about drugs. stay drug free children.

seungmin
i think we're quite aware that we shouldn't do drugs.

areum
nice seungmin nice

seungmin
;)

minho
take your flirting asses outta here. no need to make everyone feel left out

chan
i'm pretty sure you're the only one feeling that way. i feel fine.

areum
we all know chan is damn fine

hyunjin
and so am i :)

areum
sorry but who is hyunjin? someone know him? where he came from?

hyunjin
you guys literally threw me a birthday party so what kind of crack you on

jisung
she's on coca cola cocaine

felix
coca cola cocaine

felix
what the heck. don't tell me you just typed that as soon as i did

jisung
yoU JUST COPIED ME

felix
excuse me sir i said it FIRST

jisung
nahH i'm pretty sure it was me who said it first

felix
that's cos you sent it faster than me doesn't mean you said it first

chan
what even is this

areum
the other day hyunjin turned older

hyunjin
yeah, well, it was my birthday. what'd you expect. should i turn an age younger or what?

jeongin
that's not how birthday ages work...

hyunjin
I KNOW i was being sarcastic

chan
so we all just gonna ignore the fact that areum said i am fine cos she ain't wrong

minho
we all know, bro. that's why none of us said anything

jisung
are you a parking lot? cos i think i'm bout to park right into ya

areum
uHm that is not the right pick up line

jisung
then what is the right one?

areum
are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you.

jisung
ma'am i know i'm fine ;)

areum
you cheeky bastard

changbin
what the heck just happened

jeongin
well if i were to explain which i am doing right now. jisung switched up the pick up line into something else so that areum could properly tell him what it really is and then when she corrected him, he knew it all along and was just playing with her

jisung
i'm a genius. i just got areum to call me fine

felix
actually, she called you a parking ticket first

felix
isn't that a bad thing?

jisung
well it's better than being a mosquito

felix
damn... you really had to go that far *grabs heart*

areum
felix is a hot mosquito so i don't know what jisung is talking about

chan
alright

jeongin
how did we go from talking about cocaine to mosquitoes

changbin
makes me wonder about it too

areum
hA that reminds me. i have to finish my homework.

hyunjin
ugh she left without saying bye

hyunjin
i'll say bye for her then. BYE.

UPDATE: the original chapter was just a mess and i didn't like it so i changed it to a group chat chapter. this chapter doesn't affect the plot and i made sure it didn't.

— November 20, 2019
6:50 pm