Tricks

Fifteen

"Maybe we could hose him down? That guy needs to chill out. I hear swimming is relaxing." Deadpool suggested to Spiderman as the two pressed themselves against a blind spot of a building, hidden away from the villain.

"Yeah, cause that's a good idea, " Peter replied sarcastically.
"Yeah?" Deadpool asked, raising a hose that was slightly dripping.

"No, you idiot!" Spiderman whisper-shouted and moved to grab the hose from the other male. "Where did you even get this?"

"I don't know, the author was just trying to be funny. Did it work? Was it hilarious?" Deadpool questioned, facing the hero with big eyes.

"No. Now we really need to come up with a plan, the guy is getting closer. And I really don't feel like being electrocuted to death." Peter sassed.

"That's why we have the hose baby boy!" Deadpool shouted in glee.
Peter sighed deeply, "I need new friends."

Deadpool let out a gasp, "We're friends? Yes! One more step closer to marriage! Did you know that the honeymoon is for the sex?"

"You're a moron." Spiderman deadpanned with a glare.
"Why I never!" Deadpool spoke with a hand over his chest.

The teen wanted as the villain crept closer, "Okay, we might have to hose him off."
"Yess!" Deadpool quietly cheered.

The duo quickly set to work on hooking the hose up to a faucet and started to prepare for a surprise attack of sorts. Spiderman leaped on top of the nearest building and crouched down in order to not be seen by the electric guy.

"Ready?" Peter called out.
"Ready Freddie!" Deadpool replied turning the water on.

As soon as the villain was close enough, Spiderman sprayed the hose water at the bad guy. The electric guy stumbled back under the pressure of the water and was blinded for a few seconds.

"Now Deadpool!" Peter shouted, signaling the older male to detain the villain.

"You got it Spider-babe!" Deadpool yelled, flinging himself on top of the villain swinging his katana's around in the air like a mad man.

"We're going to die, " The teen mumbled, watching as Deadpool was being thrown around.

Suddenly, the villain was being blasted back and the sound of propellers sounded loudly in Peter's ears. Spiderman cursed silently as he turned around and was met with the sight of Ironman. Peter swears he could feel his dad's glare.

"Spiderman, lovely to meet you here. I see you found yourself a new villain to play with." Ironman greeted the young hero.

Peter quickly glanced down and spied Deadpool laying on the concrete ground holding his left arm in his right one. Looking back at his dad Peter smiled nervously through his Spiderman mask.

"Irondick! Nice to see you! What brings you here?" The teen awkwardly chuckled.
"What did you just call me?" Tony questioned with slight anger in his voice.

Oh shit, Peter thought to himself, "I'm so sorry dad, I won't do it again."
"Yeah, yeah, just go home now." Tony shooed his son off.

Spiderman quickly webbed himself out of the area and stated to make his way home. Tony stayed for a few extra seconds making sure that the Jamie Foxx villain was done for.
Surprisingly, the villain was nowhere to be seen.

"That's going to bite me in the ass someday," Tony mumbled to himself before taking off.

Deadpool sighed and sat up from the ground. "Oh yeah! I'm fine too! Thanks for asking metal head!" He shouted into the night sky. "What a buzzkill!"

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"What were you thinking? We know nothing about this new villain! You could've been killed or worse!" Tony spoke in a frustrated tone.

Peter let out a snort, "What's worst than death?"

Tony stared his son into the eyes before speaking, "Your mind could eat itself, someone you trust could kill you or someone you love. You could be dead but alive at the same time. Peter, there are so many things that'll have you begging for death."

The teen looked down, "I'm sorry, but I wasn't alone! Deadpool was with me!"

Tony sighed and rubbed his temple, "Peter, I'm not so sure that I trust that man. He doesn't exactly have a good track record with anyone."

"So? Anyone can have if they want to. I trust him, he's my friend, dad." Peter reported.

It was quiet for a few seconds then the elevator doors opened and the tense aura between the two was broken. Steve stepped into the room holding a folder full of papers.

"Hello Tony, Peter, "The blond greeted with a smile on his face. "Tony I have some papers for you to sign from the last mission."
"And you had to be the one to give me these, right?" The male groaned, throwing himself onto a nearby couch.

Choosing to ignore the jab, Steve turned to Peter, "Nice job on taking care of that new villain. Did you find out any other information on him?" He asked curiously.

"Um no, " Peter bit his lip, " I should go to bed, I got school in the morning."
Steve frowned as he watched the young Stark leave, "He never took a liken to me."

"I wonder why," Tony spoke up from his place on the couch.
"What that suppose to mean?" The blond questioned, arching an eyebrow.

"Nothing, " Tony yawned into his hand, "Just set the paperwork on there and I'll take care of it later, Popsicle." The man said pointing to a random direction.

Steve sat the folder on the coffee table and leaned against the wall. "I've been meaning to talk to you about something, " The male started.

"Oh no, here we go again, " Tony complained.

"Yo Tony! Your boy toy is awake and he's asking for you!" Clint announced walking to the room.
"Now I have to deal with the love of my life. Sorry ice cube, maybe next time!" Tony spoke before rushing out I the room.

Game of Survival By; Ruelle