Tricks

Seventeen

"I'm bored! Let's do something fun Spider-babe!" Deadpool howled in boredom.

Peter sighed and shook his head, "How can you be bored? We saved four people from being mugged and helped a group of children find their way home. One of the mothers gave you a roast as thanks!"

As if on cue the older male burped and gently rubbed his stomach, "Could use more spice."
The hero rolled his eyes, "Why don't you host a cooking class then?"

"Ooh! That's a great idea baby boy! I'm a wonderful chief. Gordon Ramsay will be fucking delighted with my food!" Deadpool grinned.

"Yeah, sure, " Peter snorted.
"How dare you Spider-boy! My food is the best thing in this town!" Deadpool gasped in fake hurt.

"Anyways, coming out of this conversation. Why are you still here? Don't you have like, taxes to pay or something?" Spiderman questioned the other male.

"Ha! Taxes he says!" Deadpool laughed, "What's wrong with wanting to spend time with my darling Spidey?"

"Everything, " Peter muttered under his breath, "People run away when you're around. I can't do my job properly if you're with me."

"Now that's just mean, " Deadpool whined, "I'm on my best behavior! Please don't leave me behind! I have daddy issues you know!"

"Wow, and I thought I was dramatic, " Peter spoke to himself.
"So that's a yes?" Deadpool brightens.

"We have about an hour of patrol left, better make the most of it then, " Peter yawned.
"Yes!" Deadpool cheered, "I know a good taco truck we can good too!"

"Oh wow, how romantic, " Peter deadpanned.

"Gasp! So this is a date! A date with Spiderman! Score! I've been waiting for this day since I was in diapers!" Deadpool exclaimed.

"Oh boy, " The hero groaned to himself.
"Best day ever!" Deadpool breathed out in happiness.

"I'm not going to have dinner with you Deadpool. I still have to finish my patrol, " Peter explained.

"But look at you baby boy! You're exhausted! Some food will help you fuel up for the rest of the night, " Deadpool informed the other.

"He's right, and if you went home after this, you'd skip dinner, " Karen butted in causing the teen to sigh.

"See! Even your suit agrees with me. By the way, is that like a fancy venom? Or is Eddie Brock not in this universe? Kinda hard to tell at times, " Deadpool began mumbling to himself.

"Who's Eddie Brock?" The hero asked feeling irritated.

"No one. Nothing happened so I guess he isn't here. Talk about lazy writing, am I right readers?" The male grinned through his mask.

"Who?" Peter spoke as his stomach grumbled at the lack of food.

"Right!" Deadpool shouted picking the hero up before jumping off of the roof, "Food here we come! Hey Spidey, do you spit venom at your food?"

"Deadpool!" Peter shouted.
"Had to ask! Kinky though."

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"Should we go get him?" Stephen questioned his boyfriend. The two were in the lab, watching a live video feed of Peter's dinner with Wade Wilson.

Tony slowly shook his head, "Nah, you should be fine. Their both good influences on each other."

"How is that a good influence?" Strange asked as he gestured to the feed which showed Deadpool pouring hot sauce over Peter's burrito.

"Deadpool hasn't killed since he met Spiderman and Peter has been taking better care of himself, rather than always stretching himself thin," Tony explained.

Stephen nodded slowly, "I guess your right. You do know that he's making passes at your underage son, right?" The taller male pointed out.

"Pete's almost eighteen. He can make his own decisions, " The billionaire responded before smirking, "You know, Peter's your son as much as he is mine."

The sorcerer smiled slightly, "I'll wait for him to tell me that himself. Won't be fair to him otherwise."
Tony let out a sigh, "You and your child morals, fine but, I'm telling you that he thinks the same."

"We'll see, " Stephen shrugged.

"Really though, don't you see Peter as your son? I know for a fact that every time you talk about Peter, you refer to him as your own, " Tony grinned cockily.

"Damn it, Wong, " The former surgeon cursed, "Don't ever trust him to keep secrets."
"I think it's cute, " Tony smirked.

"I'm suddenly questioning all of my life choices, " The man winced.
"You good?" Tony asked, worriedly looking at the pain on his boyfriend's face.

"Yeah, just moved too fast, " Stephen tried to reassure the other male.
"Go get some more rest, your going to need it, " Tony lightly scolded his lover.

"You come to bed too, " Strange said in a dazed state.

Tony let out a chuckle and leaned forward to kiss the man's forehead. "I will in a little, have to make sure that Peter actually gets home tonight. It's a school night.

Tony walked out of the lab and into an empty office, " Friday give me the footage of the other night."

"Boss, I'm not sure going behind the sorcerer supreme's back like that is a good idea, " The AI spoke up.

"Just give me the files and mute, " Tony said in a cold tone.
Once the files uploaded, Tony started to scan the video feed for heat signatures.

"Where are you?" The man whispered under his breath, eyes quickly scanning the video feed for what he was after.

"There you are, " He muttered, spying a familiar figure on the screen. "What exactly are you planning, Mordo?"

Feelings By; Hayley Kiyoko