Tricks

Twenty

"Wow! This fight is more hard than geometry class!" Deadpool shouted over the noise of another bombing.

"You don't even go to school red!" Spiderman yelled back. He moved quickly to save a child from almost being. After getting the child back to her father, Spiderman webbed himself up to a building.

"Damn Spidey! Back at it again with the saving of the people!" Deadpool winked.

"No one need your commentary," Peter said, giving a hard look at the other male.

"You're just jealous that I make better jokes than you," The merc grinned.

"Why is it that when I'm with you something bad happens?" Spiderman narrowed his eyes at the taller man.

"Plot points?" Deadpool shrugged.

"Just-" a sigh, "help the citizens. I'll deal with the electric guy," Spiderman left webbing his way out leaving Deadpool behind.   

The merc whistled as the hero went away, "That is an ass!" 

The webbed hero tumbled onto the nearest roof and stood out on the edge. The electric villain was  standing and growing over buildings. It seemed like the more electricity the guy was by, the more powerful he became. That would be a problem in New York.

"Did you already rescue the people nearby? That was a little too fast don't you think?" Peter turned around expecting Deadpool but found himself face to face with a figure dressed in dark robes.

"Sorry about this kid," The figure said before summoning something magical that started pushing the hero off of the roof.

In a moment of panic and confusion, Peter let the only thing he could think of saying slip, "Yoda?"

Suddenly, he found himself free falling through the air and gravity rushing to pull him down to the pavement. Well, I lived a life, Peter thought to himself as he prepared for the worst.

The hero let out an 'oof' as he crashed into something hard but comfortable at the same time, "I could be wrong, but, don't you have those web shooters to prevent this? Or are you just dying to be in my arms?" Wade spoke in a low voice.

Realizing that Wade had managed to catch him and was now being held like a girl, Peter let out an embarrassed squeal. Peter quickly got out of the hold and distanced himself at least five feet away from the other male.

"I wouldn't blame you Spidey! I bet half of the kiddos who are reading this have those Deadpool x Reader fics! I would say that it is creepy, but most of them are lonely pre-teens, so I'll let it slide."

"For crying out loud," Peter groaned as Wade started to laugh manically.

"Do you really think that it is wise to be flirting in a situation like this?" A voice broke in. 

"Doctor dad!" Peter exclaimed in shock. "What are you doing here? Isn't date night?"

"Yeah doctor dad! Spidey and I are having a date night! Don't go crashing it now!" Deadpool whined.

"If this is what you call a date, I'm a bit worried what you'll call a honeymoon." Strange said, staring unblinkingly at the two. 

"Was that a blessing I hear? Sweet! One down, one to go!" Deadpool cheered.

Stephen rolled his eyes at the man, "We have a bigger problem at hand. An electric man decided to go harewire and Mordo had followers that are causing mayhem," The ex-surgeon scolded the two.

"One of them tried to throw me off a building. Do you think their after citizens?" Peter asked with worry in his tone. 

"I caught him though! Was hanging in my arms like a princess," The merc sighed in affection. 

"Really? You describe me as a princess?"

"Wait, sorry. You'll always be a Queen in my eyes Spidey!"

"Enough!" Strange shouted gaining their attention, "You two deal with the big blue guy. I'll get Mordo and the citizens."

"Aye doc!"

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"Yo Spidey, catch!" Deadpool yelled as he threw a red fire hydrant at the hero. 

"Pool, what the actual frick?" Peter exclaimed as he hastily caught it and immediately threw it at the electric villain.

"Ha! So close to saying a bad word!" Deadpool said as he started using the rushing water coming from the ground to fill up the water guns he had.

"Where did you get those?" Spiderman questioned as he kicked the villain down.

"The author switched my guns with water ones because of gun violence. Not that I blame them, do you know how many people die from gun violence every year?"

"Now is not the time! I could use some help here!" Spiderman screeched as the bad guy finally grabbed the hero and started swinging him around.

"Right! Sorry Spidey babe! I won't let you down like Donald Duck!" Deadpool cried out as he rushed to the webbed hero with water gun blazing. 

"Wait, something is wrong," Peter spoke as he pulled the older male down to hide under a car that was on its side.

"Not to be a prude, but I'm pretty sure that the blue guy is whats wrong. Holy fuck! Is that racist? Does that make me Donald's wife? I don't want to sleep next to a rapist! Spidey save me from my marriage!" Deadpool sobbed, shaking the hero back and forth.

"Wade," Peter whispered as he watched the scene unfold in front of him.

Stephen Strange laid unconscious on a cloaked back, that was carrying him to a portal. Slowly and hesitantly, the electric villain started to follow the group that were covered in cloaks. Suddenly feeling extremely light headed, Peter saw a smirk of one the guys before his vision faded to black. 

Elevate By; YBN Cordae, SwaVay, Trevor Rich, & Denzel Curry