Tricks

Nineteen

"So, hows my future college student doing today?" Tony greeted Peter as he walked into the kitchen for breakfast.
Peter shrugged his shoulders and sat down, "'M tired," He yawned.

Tony frowned as he placed a plate of toast and fruit in front of his son, "I thought I told you to take it easy with the Spiderman stuff?"
The teen shook his head, "Not Spiderman, studying for finals."

"Ah," Tony opened the fridge and pulled out two cans of Red Bull energy drinks, "Make sure to take a nap once you get home from school," He said, handling the drinks to him.

"Yeah," Peter yawned, "Bye dad, love you."

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"Dude, this is the fifth time you yawned in three minutes. Are you sure you're okay?" Ned asked his friend, who looked like he was going to pass out at any moment.

"Yeah, I'm fine man. Just stressed about finals," Peter replied, almost tripping over his feet as he walked down the hallway.

"Right, because slamming your face in applesauce means you're A-okay. Applesauce should never go  to waste," Ned shook his head sadly.

"I'm not sure how I should feel with you liking applesauce more than me," Peter announced cautiously.
"You have nothing to be worried about. You can buy applesauce but never friendship," Ned wisely said.

Peter blinked a few times before shaking his head, "I think you and Tumblr need to take some time away from one another."

"Hurt my feelings why don't you," Ned grumbled playfully.
Peter chuckled and opened his locker, "What should we do after graduation?"

"Isn't someone from the debate team throwing a party? Want to go?" Ned asked, flipping out his phone.
The taller of the two sighed, "Not sure if that's a good idea. We probably weren't even invited. Not to mention Flash."

Ned hummed, "Maybe, but he has been leaving us alone lately. Perhaps he's trying to change?"
Peter raised his eyebrows, "Don't jinx it, Flash is like the devil. Call out his name and he comes out running."

"Haha, come out," Ned started to fake laugh, "Because you're, you know," He gestured to his friend.
"What," Peter deadpanned.

Ned shook his head, "The one time I try to make a gay joke."

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Spiderman jumped as a hand suddenly rested on his shoulder. The hero leaped back and almost got whiplash by how fast he turned his head.

"Woah, Spidey you good there?" Deadpool's voice questioned.
"Yeah, if you keep sneaking up on me I'm going to have a heart attack," Spiderman gasped out in shock.

"Aren't you supposed to have an alert thing for when people try to sneak up on you?"
"Spidey sense, I guess it doesn't work on you," Peter replied sighing.

Deadpool let out a giggle and rubbed his hands together in excitment. "You shouldn't say something so naughty Spiderman. It'll give off the wrong message."

Peer felt himself blush under his mask and took a step back from the merc, "Anyways, why are you following me this time? Toilet paper isn't stuck to my foot, it's not cold or snowing or raining. And even though my spidey sense stopped working on you, it didn't for anyone else."

"Way to make a man feel like a stalker, spider-babe," Deadpool nervously spoke.
"I think at this point I would define you as one yes," Peter responded.

Deadpool gasped and fell to the floor, his butt hitting the rooftop, "I am ashamed to show my face in front of you!" He cried out.
"What the hell are you on?" Peter questioned the older male.

"High on your life baby!" Deadpool sang.
"Don't ever call me that again," Spiderman deadpaned.

"You're no fun," The taller of the two pouted.
"Pet names are gross, call me by my actual name," Peter replied.

"Ah, that was a great movie," Deadpool grinned as he pretended to wipe a tear from his eye.
"I don't even know what you're talking about now," The younger male shook his head.

"Baby boy! Don't tell me that you don't watch gay romance movies!" The merc let out a scandalized gasp.
"I'm not going to have this conversation with you," Peter spoke moving away from the taller man.

"Why not? Has Irondick not given you the talk yet?"
"I'm not going to have this conversation with you," Peter repeated.

Deadpool pouted, "Why not? I could teach you so many things honey bun," He winked.

"Anyways, I need to get back home now. Got to help out plan a wedding and all that," Peter informed the older male.
"Right! It's an Ironstrange wedding! Why didn't I get an invite?" The merc wondered.

"Cause no one likes you. And what's an Ironstrange?" Spiderman questioned.
"I know you mean love! Ironstrange is Irondick's and magic man's ship name," Deadpol wisely educated the young hero.

"I really don't, and I don't want to know how much free time you have, if you can come up with a ship name for my parents."

Before Deadpool could defend himself, blue flames and screams grabbed the attention of the duo. "Looks like the superhero work is calling baby boy!"

"No pet names!"

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