SLS#4# Today's Cleopatra

Not So Soon

Riley's POV

" What were you thinking all the time?" He asked me.

" Thinking about how to kill you😡😡😡😡😡😡." I said and he chuckled.

" Don't laugh. Stupid irritating guy." I said. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠.

" I was just wondering why didn't you kick me hard? " He asked.

" I was about to kick you hard but you tied my hands and legs up after we got into the car." I glared at him.

" Otherwise you wouldn't let me drive properly." He said to me.

" You deserve it." I said.

" You reacted much." He said.

" No, I didn't." I said.

" Yes, you did." He said.

" Well, I should." I said looking at the sky full of stars.

" What would you do if I would have kidnapped you for real? " He asked.

" I would definitely have killed you once I get rid of you." I said and he chuckled. " No, I would have feed you tons of Naga Viper. It would have killed you slowly but painfully."

" Good God!!! What are you made of!!! He asked me chuckling. I rolled my eyes.

" I don't know. You better ask good God." I said to him. He looked at me weirdly. " No use of looking at me like that. I don't have his number. You can contact him by praying with a pure heart. He will answer your prayers." I said. He chuckled.

" You are something, RD. You are something." He said.

" I am not something. I am someone. And if you count my limbs then I have many things. Like I have hands, legs, eyes, ears, stomach, head, brain, kidneys, heart and many more. I don't know names which you definitely do know." I said to him and get chuckled again.

" From where do you get these weird answers of all questions?" I asked him.

" I don't know. I should ask my brain which is currently taking rest and I don't want to disturb it. Because if it doesn't take proper rest then it will definitely work weirdly tomorrow morning. " I said.

" When does it work properly? " He asked me and I rolled my eyes.

" When it is not stuck with a stupid like you." I said.

" That means your brain gets shut when you are with me? " He asked me smirking at me.

" Not gets shut. It gets hang when you open that stupid mouth of yours. It can't take loads. So it gets hung." I said.

" Oh, that's lazy brain of yours? " He asked me.

" Yes, a lazy person like me will not have an active brain like you, right?! Besides, I believe in 'slow and steady wins the race' theory. So, I don't want my brain run a marathon. It will work properly even without running a marathon." I said rolling my eyes.

" Can anyone defeat you with words?" He asked me.

" No one has been successful yet but I don't know if in future someone can. Because I think my kids will be twice and thrice evil than me. If they defeat me then it will not surprise me." I said.

" I don't think they will be able to defeat you either. You are unique." He said.

" I know I am unique and I enjoy to be unique. Because there will be no one else like me. The one and only RD." I said. He chuckled.

" Then your future plan is getting married and having kids?" He asked as he stood beside me leaning on the car. I was still looking at the sky.

" Umm...hmm... I can have kids even without getting married. I still haven't decided what I will do." I said.

" Then decide it. Time will not wait for you." He said.

" Who told time to wait for me?! I haven't told it to wait for me." I said. He sighed.

" Can you think anything straight?" He asked me.

" No. I can't. Thinking straight is not in my dictionary." I said.

" Then invent it." He said.

" I am not Vasco da Gama." I said.

" He was an explorer not an inventor anyways." He said to me.

" See? I am so horrible in science. Not only science I am horrible in studies. You know whenever it would be exams in school I would be sick. That sick that even doctors won't be able to figure out actually what happened to me." I said. He chuckled. " You must be the topper so you will not know the fun if being a backbencher. Backbenchers rock." I said.

" Really?!!" He asked me.

" Yes. You will not understand that. You were topper. But I don't understand where the glasses of yours gone?" I asked him.

" Which glasses?" He asked me.

" I mean the topper of my school he was nerd this why was asking actually." I said.

" I don't use glasses." He rolled his eyes.

" Then you are fake topper." I said to him. He chuckled.

" Alright. Ok. I am a fake topper." He said.

" Very good." I said.

" Yeah." He replied and we both kept looking at the stars.

It's weird to look at the sky like that with each other. But weirdly it didn't feel weird to me. To us. Because we both were enjoying this quiet place and the sky full of stars.

" So, should I start to make the weeding dress for your bride?" I asked him. I mean I tricked him. Let's see if he gets trapped in the trick.

" Yes. Start to work on it." He said. I sighed. We have to apply plan B then because he changed his decision.

" Ok. Send her to my office tomorrow. I will have to show her the designs." I said.

" Make it according to your choice. I know you have the best one." He said smirkingly. I nodded.

" Still she has to come to match the size." I said.

" You both must have the same figure. So make it according to your figure." He said. I rolled my eyes.

" Alright. I will not steal your girlfriend. Just send her." I said.

" Do as I say." He said.

" You are a bitter gourd." I said to him.

" Yes. I know know that" he said.

" Die." I said.

" Not so soon." He replied.