I created this fic with Idreamt_once on Ao3 and she write a lot of it so basically all credit goes to her. GO READ HER FICS
"Jisung, I know that you and Chenle are together," Taeyong begins, trying to give Jisung a lecture about time management. Johnny glances at Jisung in the backseat through the rearview mirror, just in time to see him roll his eyes.
"Yeah, Mom, whatever," Jisung replied. Taeyong frowned.
"I didn't raise you like this," Taeyong muttered. Johnny snickered.
"Then how did you raise him?" Johnny asked.
"Being a single mother is difficult, alright?" Taeyong said, exasperated.
"Maybe if you found yourself a hubby," Jisung wiggled his eyebrows. Johnny wiggled his own eyebrows back and Taeyong facepalmed.
"This is why I can't talk to you guys before my morning coffee," Taeyong huffed.
"Mom, it's four in the afternoon,"
"Renjun, can you please help Jisung with his homework? I'm trying to cook!" Taeyong shouted up the stairs. Unfortunately, he walked away from the pot, which started to hiss and froth over.
"Holy shit," Taeyong muttered, running back to the stove. The front door opens and a tired looking Yukhei walks in.
"Hey, Mom," Yukhei greeted.
"Stop calling me 'Mom'. I'm not your mother," Taeyong huffed. Yukhei raised an eyebrow.
"Mom, what's for dinner?"
"Spaghetti, can you help Jisung with his homework?"
"Um,"
"Or get Johnny to do it,"
"I doubt he remembers anything. He can't even find his precious sweatshirt,". At this, Taeyong coughed.
"Then get Yuta,"
"He's napping!" came Renjun's shout.
"Fine," Yukhei trudged off.
China Line
Kunniang: can someone explain to chenle what differentiation is
yuk-HEY!: the slope of tangent line to a continuous function
Sichenggg: omg yukhei educated?!?!
yuk-HEY!: .....
yuk-HEY!: didnt ask to be roated like dis
Injunnie: roated
smol_dolphin: roated
yuk-HEY!: stfu
smol_dolphin: why isn't jisungie texting me back
smol_dolphin: he's left me on read since 5 pm
Sichenggg: taeyong took his phone
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