Screw You

Rich People

So one of my best friends ILavaAshtonIrwin and I were talking and of course, I got pissed.

Not at her but at what we were talking about.

On twitter, I see all these tweets about going to concerts or getting VIP access of whatever and I get extremely jealous. Because all of these people have the money to afford that! And I'm not poor by any means but I'm not exactly makin' it rain, ya know?

The fact that these people have more that I do doesn't piss me off. What pisses me of so much is when they complain about stuff they don't have.

True story: A couple years ago, I was emailing a few friends and in my email I said, "Hey! How was your Christmas? What did you get?"

And this bitch.

She replied back with, "Oh hi Julie! It's great to hear from you! My Christmas wasn't all to great though. I got three pairs of vans but none of them were the right color! I got and iPhone 5 but it was only the iPhone 5s, not the iPhone 5c!! How crappy is that?! I got a Mac but it was last years version! At that point, it might as well be hand me down! And then I got a family cruise to a private island. Like please, we did the exact same thing last year! Like I said, it was pretty crappy. What about you?"

Ok first off, how the fuck do you reply to this? In my family, we usually only get 1 or 2 gifts under $100 bucks each.

Second, bitch be grateful! I seriously could not believe this. You have so much to be thankful for and you're just taking it for granted!

And I'm not saying I haven't done this either. I catch my self doing the exact same thing. Difference is, I realize that I have a lot and that everything could be much worse. These people don't.

(The whole reason this topic even came up is because I was super fucking jealous of all the people going to Derp Con. So. Fucking. Jealous. Lucky ass bitches.)

Coming soon: Me begin a grammar Nazi and Johnlock.