So, I don't like bad grammar.
Call me nerdy, call me a geek, whatever.
Read the following:
"So you cant come"? she asked
no i cant my sweet boo bookins!"
"aWWww but why??""?
Tell me that doesn't piss you off even the slightest bit.
Tell me, I dare you. I double dare you.
I fucking dare you to tell me that grammar like this isn't wrong.
I read a book like this and the story was told through test messages which in this case, is fine! I can understand using grammar like this in that context. What I don't understand is how you can "write a story" and not have some sense of proper grammar?! Like, bitch, please.
Ugh.
Another thing that pisses me off is telling a story through text talk.
And like I said before, if your story is told through texts, that's great. Go for it and use things like OMG, IS2G.
But if you're writing an actual story and it sounds like this:
"And I was just like OMG!!!! wHy would this perfect boy that i JUST MET YESTERDAY not reply to any of my texts? so i called in my friendz and we just started talking like bitch yaassss. then one of my besties had to leave so i was just like ttyl bitch! LIKE OMG IS2G"
You need psyciatric help.
IMMEDIATELY.
As always, if you want me to talk about something, comment and let me know!
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