So after that serious post, lets talk about something more fun: Death.
In about 2 hours, I'm leaving for Florida to go on a cruise.
Otherwise known as a death trap.
I mean, come on! Have you seen Titanic?!
It's a giant contraption made of metal and wood, filled to the brink with people, luggage, supplies, weights thousands of tons and is surrounded by water. Oh yeah, what could go wrong?
But honestly, I am super excited and slightly terrified at the same time. If I die, I will have died in the Bahamas.
Anyway, if I don't come back, I fell (Sherlock) and I have a request.
Somebody figure out my password, log on to my account and change the status to, "Guys! I get wifi in Hell!"
We'll see how this goes.
If I'm not back within two weeks, II'll see all of you in Hell.
YOU ARE READING
Screw You
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